Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Reason number 2 for why I'm destined to marry Gerard Butler

This follows on from reason number 1 here.

I recently purchased a pair of leather boots similar to a pair I'd had for ten years but were now on the scrap heap. 

I found them in a shoe store called Spendless Shoes and with irony noticed that the brand name was Olympus, matching Gerard's movie, Olympus Has Fallen. 

The name of the shoes themselves are Ranger. Gerard's character, Mike Banning, was a Ranger before becoming a Secret Service Agent.

Let me tell ya, if you've got flat feet or other problems and need to wear arch supports, or just need comfort in general, these boots not only give ankle support but cut out all impact waves as you walk. It's like walking on cushions.


He doesn't wear these kind of boots in the movie as White House Secret Service Agents clearly don't, but I would gladly wear him any time, any where, any how...all 6"2 of the sizzlingly hot hunk of beefy, hairy man meat that he is! 

God I'm such a carnivore!



Monday, July 28, 2014

Pleasures. When the hell did they become guilty?

Reminds me of the Bee Gees song, Guilty. “We got nothing to be guilty of, our love, is one in a million”.

When did the phrase "guilty pleasure" come along? Did I miss something? Is this some stupid Gen Y thing? I don’t see how spending a half hour or an hour watching a TV show should or would be seen as guilty. And since when did having a piece of chocolate or taking the time to have a drink make you guilty?



Why do women constantly need to make themselves feel guilt for what they do or have?

Is has to be women, right? It sure as hell ain’t men talking about how they feel so guilty having a drink once the kids are in bed, or talking half an hour to just relax and take time for themselves.

When the hell did women get so bloody pathetic and stupid? Because that’s what this is. Stupid!

I feel guilty about nothing. Not eating chocolate, not drinking (pepsi max as I don't drink alcohol), not watching my favourite show for an hour. Just because you might have kids or a hectic schedule does not mean you have to forgo the things you want or need to keep yourself sane.

Mother’s guilt does not exist and guilty pleasures shouldn’t either. Hell, I don’t even take pleasure in watching my favourite show or eating chocolate. Why the hell do women keep doing this to themselves? Setting themselves up to be so bloody pathetic, stupid and useless?

Why?

I really don’t get it. I really don’t get why women have become their own worst enemy. Is it because Boomers and early Gen Xers have raised piss weak and pathetic Gen Ys and Zs? Is it because they are pathetic and useless themselves? Is it because they are morons who think their life must be dictated to by “society” instead of just living it the way they want to?


For the love of fucking God, live your own life and cut the fucking crap about guilt!

Friday, July 25, 2014

The 2014 Glasgow Commonwealth Games opening was nothing but a staged musical

The 2014 Commonwealth Games ceremony was shown here in Aus three times yesterday and from the opening scenes all I thought was...musical.

It looked like a musical set on a much larger scale in front of a much larger audience. From the costumes to the props, to the big ole Nessie. It looked unprofessional, lacking in maturity, and clearly lacked the money to make it better than what it could have been.

And if John Barrowman from Torchwood and Doctor Who was the best they could do for "talent" then good grief.

Ewan McGregor and Billy Connelly popped up via recorded links, Rod Stewart came for a sing along and for the love of God, Susan Boyle stuffed the first line of Mull of Kintyre.

Here in Aus we have what's known as the School Spectacular. It's where New South Wales school kids get together once a year in the entertainment centre and put on a performance for friends, family and general show-goers. It's also shown on tv.

Below are two pics, the first is from the opening of the Comm Games, the second is from a School Spec. See the similarities? The Comm Games opening was a disappointment, but clearly only the best that Scotland could do. Not something I'd be proud of putting on.




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