Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The tv stations are STILL pissing me off, and other stuff!

Hello my darlings, and welcome back to Bitchfest!

I,Jewels, have more stuff to bitch about on this Tuesday the 6th of Jan, in this fine new year of 2009. So much has happened since last time I posted .... well, not really, but there's some interesting things I have to say.

First of all, the networks are still pissing me off! Now for this year, ALL the networks, well, mainly the big three of 7, 9, and 10,are once again, copying each other with their program ideas.

Are you freakin' kidding me!


When are the dickhead programming directors/network heads going to stop their copycatism and come up with something new. All I see, year in year out, is 7, 9, and 10, doing ''THEIR'' versions of each other's shows. And they have THE GALL, to say it's new!
It ain't new you dickwanks, it's a copy of the other network! When the hell are you all going to come up with something on your own, an original idea, an ACTUAL NEW SHOW, that we can all say, ''oh my God, that's so new and fantastic!''


Apparently never!
No Siree Bob, the networks have absolutely NO FREAKIN' IDEA on how to come up with something new on their own. Even last night's South Park was a piss take of how Cartman, dressed as a robot to annoy Butters, was grabbed by the network to come up with new show ideas because those dickwanks couldn't do it.

Either way, THE NETWORKS SUCK!!!!!!!

In our dear old TV Week late last year, there was a poll to see what was the worst thing the networks do that we all hate. Wellll, I noticed that ALL the things mentioned had been BIG PAINS IN MY ARSE all year. And for many years. Because that's all they do. Put a show on, take it off, axe it, kill it, murder it, and then say it's because '''the ratings weren't very good.''

Well, how the fuck would you know!

You don't come to our houses and ask us. You don't send a poll out for us to fill in and send back. You don't know SHIT about what the viewing public want because you don't ask us. Thousands of people complain to TV Week, the local papers, magazines, etc, etc, about how they are annoyed, disgruntled and pissed off with you dumb-arse networks doing what you do. We've all had enough. ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! We are so freakin' sick to death of what you do, that we don't want you any more.

Channel 7 is doing a ''current affairs'' show to go opposite channel 9's, 60 Minutes. Channel 9 is doing a Sunday ''Today'' show to battle it out with channel 7's, Sunday Sunrise. All the networks have vet shows, rescue shows, blitz shows, garden shows, morning shows, a current affairs shows.

When the fucking hell is it going to stop. STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!

You have no freakin idea of what we watch, what we get into, what we like. Taking a show off after one episode is hardly giving the public a chance to get to like it. You are ALL A BUNCH OF DICKWANKS! AND YOU NEED TO BE FIRED SO A WOMAN CAN COME IN AND DO THE JOB YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT!!!!!!!

So that's today's slagfest at the channels.

Now .... about Sunrise. I STILL don't like David Kock, and he made a stupid remark this morning about Jim drinking his tea with his little finger up. When Jim made a remark, he was told off. WHAT A JOKE. David can get away with sexist, idiotic, stupid, brainless, bimbo remarks, and no one says anything to him. But if anyone else dares to say something, oh no, they're just NOT ALLOWED.

Then there's Kylie Gillies. I hate her on the Morning Show, now I have to see her on Sunrise. Get rid of the cow, I can't stand her. Although I have noticed that she dare not take on anyone on set verbally, for fear of being attacked, but she gets away with sarcastically insulting Larry on a daily basis. The bitch needs to go. Poor Larry, having to sit there next to her day in day out, just for the sake of a job. I wouldn't put up with her. I'd smack her and tell her to piss off back under the rock she crawled out from. Who the fuck does she think she is having a go at Larry for being Larry.

I love Larry, just like I love Big Dave Reyne. The cows those poor, poor, poor guys work with need to be taken out and strung and quartered for the dumb-arse comments they make. They obviously have issues they need to deal with. Well bitches, take your shit somewhere else, cause this gal don't wanna hear it, or see it. And I'll smack ya down and bitch slap ya back to last week. Hell, last year even. Seriously, channel 7, when you get rid of the programming director, get rid of Kylie while you're at it.

Here's another bitch that I need to have. I got myself a copy of the Sunday Mail from Adelaide.There on page 94, in Elisa Black's two page spread, was a story about Amber Petty. Now for those that don't know, she's Princess Mary's bestie, does the breakfast show on SAFM in Adelaide, and did Celebrity Survivor ... don't ask how many years ago that was. Anyhoo, apparently, in Feb's FHM mag, there's a story called ''Crying on the Inside'', with the subtitle of ''on the outside they're successful and happy. Inside? A bottomless pit of misery.''

Amber was included along with Peter Andre, not sure why he'd be miserable married to big tits, The Wiggles, huh?!?! and Hilary Clinton, who, being married to Bill, should be miserable. The mag described her as ''the bestie of Tasmanian real estate agent Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, the one who didn't marry a prince in a lavish ceremony. But she is the one who'll do anything for publicity.'' The mag also had a go at her posing nude, appearing on Celeb Survivor and dubbing herself ''Adelaide's Demi Moore.''

Now that I had to laugh at. I've seen Amber. I've heard Amber, ain't the internet wonderful for listening in on other state's radio shows, and let me tell you. There ain't no way in hell she's anybody's Demi Moore! When contacted by the paper, she stated, ''I can only think they aren't so much about doing their research as they are at slagging people off.''

SLAGGING PEOPLE OFF!!!!!! Wait, what! But you're the classic example of a stupid bitch slagging people off Amber. I've heard you. I've seen you. Or have you forgotten about the story on one of the current affairs shows last year, where you and other ''I think I'm famous'' females sat around a desk and SLAGGED PEOPLE OFF. YOU were the one doing the slagging, YOU were the one that canned Miranda Kerr because she is naturally thin, and gorgeous to boot I'll add. YOU were the only one swearing in a tv interview. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!

And you should be ashamed Amber Petty. Bianca and Sam didn't swear, the other girls didn't swear, only you did. Then you had the gall to write your ''supposed column in the Adelaide Advertiser and slag off at Gordon Ramsey for all of his swearing.'' That's definitely calling the big fat liar of a kettle black! You hypocritical bitch Amber. And you wonder why your life ain't that great! I KNOW you don't write your own column. After hearing the stupid, idiotic so incredibly bimboish shit that comes out of your mouth, there's no way in hell you write that column yourself. It would be edited to within an inch of its life and more than likely re-written by someone at the paper. For all the ''intelligent stuff'' that gets printed, there's no way it's you. Petty by name, Petty by nature!

One last bitch before I go. Last night on A Current Affair, and also in the paper, there was a story on how size 16's were the happiest.

AH, NUH UH, NO WAY, YOU MUST BE LIEING.

I KNOW that big girls aren't happy. All you have to do is look at all the overweight celebs who claim to be happy, but then you see them losing weight or getting their stomach stapled. And you DON'T do either of them unless you are UNHAPPY! And let me tell you this, coming from a chic who's been at either end, I'm not happy being fat. Having too much weight on your skeleton causes pain in all joints and muscles. Especially if you have scoliosis (curvature of the spine). My spine can kill me up and down, and it's now affecting my hip joints and knees. I'm a 12 -16, depending on which store you go into, and the stupid sizeing method is a bitch I will get into another day, but when you have extra weight, you have pain.

As for the girls in the story, they're lucky, they're not old enough to feel the burden of weight on bones and muscles. But having big tits is a definite pain in the neck for any gal, size 16 or not. And you CANNOT go with out a bra to haul those big fat puppies up and over your shoulders when you slog around all day for work or play. So for all those gals with extra weight, size 16 or bigger. Don't try and kid us, you ain't happy being fat, cause in the end, you all try and lose weight. And when you're young, you won't know the pain until your 30's, or when you finally get told that your weight is bearing down on your body and destroying it from the inside out. Cause it will, I'm proof of that.

I've vented my feelings for today, now, I'll leave you to get ready for my date with my incredibly gorgeous husband. Michael Weatherly don't ya know. Don't you just love this pic. I do!

Love, Jewels.
xxoo




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