Thursday, April 30, 2009

Stephanie Naumoska of the Miss Universe contest. She IS anorexic! No if's, but's, or maybe's. She is WAY too thin!

I'm going to quote from this website, as I think they say it all - http://dailydump.net/?p=523

She was hoping to represent her country in the Miss Universe contest, and she certainly had a figure that turned heads. Unfortunately for Stephanie Naumoska, and to the consternation of health experts, it was for all the wrong reasons.

Critics said the 19-year-old was just skin and bone. With her 31-25-35 measurements she seemed to have trouble filling her already skimpy bikini as she paraded before the judges at the Australian finals of the pageant in Sydney.

Stephanie Naumoska in the Australia finals of the Miss Universe contest: Her ribs and hip bones are clearly visible. She was tall enough - at 5ft 10in - to be the perfect height for a model but what has alarmed health experts is her weight.

She weighs only 7st 7lb and has a Body Mass Index of 15.1 - and that, by World Health Organisation standards, means she is malnourished. Her BMI should be between 18.5 and 24.9 to fall into the ‘average’ category.

When the pageant organisers were asked why they had allowed Miss Naumoska to parade before the cameras when her ribs and pelvic bones could be seen protruding alarmingly, an official reply was that her look was all to do with her heritage. ‘She’s Macedonian,’ said one official. But a spectator at the event at the Hilton Hotel commented: ‘Side on, if you didn’t look carefully enough, you could miss her - she was that thin.’ Dieticians urged the Sydney model to seek urgent medical attention because she was dangerously underweight.

Healthy? Miss Naumoska, claims she eats well and is not unhealthy.

Health expert Melanie McGrice said she was well under the World Health Organisation benchmark for malnutrition and added: ‘I would certainly want to be doing an assessment of her diet to make sure she doesn’t have some type of eating disorder.’ She said Miss Naumoska needed urgent blood tests, diet analysis and a general body assessment.
Even Australian politicians have joined in the debate.

Carmel Tebutt, the acting premier of New South Wales, said that allowing her to enter the contest when she looked so disturbingly thin sent the wrong message to young women who looked up to glamorous models.‘The main thing is to encourage girls and young women to put health before thinking about trying to fit into a particular type of body image,’ she said.

The Australian Medical Association called on pageant organisers to impose a minimum Body Mass Index of 20. In this swimwear shoot, the model appears less bony and a healthier weight. But officials said too much emphasis was being placed on Miss Naumoska’s lifestyle rather than her ethnic background. Deborah Miller, director of the contest, said the model blamed her Macedonian heritage for her thin appearance.
‘The women do have long, lithe bodies and small bones,’ she said. ‘It’s their body type, just as Asian girls tend to be rather small. She doesn’t have an eating disorder or anything like that. There’s nothing wrong with her.’

But nutritionist Susie Burrell said: ‘Macedonian body? I’ve not seen anything like that anywhere to support that. What I see in the photos is muscle wastage on the upper arm and legs.’

Miss Naumoska was beaten in the final by 21-year-old TV presenter and model Rachel Finch, who at 5ft 9in and measuring 34-24-34 appeared to have just a little more flesh than her skinny rival.

Now, I couldn't have said it all better. The fact that her bones are sticking through her skin says it all. She IS anorexic. There's no if's, but's, or maybe's. When a person is so thin that you can see almost every bone poking through their skin, they are anorexic.

I've seen footage of her on some of our tv shows ''eating''. Definitely NOT the word for it. She picked up a piece of cake, or a bar of something, and slowly moved it toward her mouth. Her hand appeared crippled, she looked like she was going to puke if the food got any closer, and she was not happy when she took a small bite. On an other show, she sat there shovelling food into her mouth, putting more in before swallowing. ''Trying'' to prove that she ate ''5 or 6 small meals a day''.

Yeah, what, an apple, or a banana. Even a coffee or a handful of m&m's are a meal to some of these girls.

She's also been to America scouting around on talk shows to ''convince'' everyone that she's NOT anorexic, but very healthy. She may look it, but she aint it! Otherwise why would she have the need to fly to another country and tell everyone??????????? Obviously no one here in Australia believed her. Do the Americans????

My opinion and point is, that if we can see your bones, not only are you anorexic, you are extremely unattractive to the majority of the population.

A very healthy Jewels xxoo

Friday, April 24, 2009

Racism and Sexism, Perez Hilton is a knob so I'm defending my rights and my country! So you can all piss off!

Perez Hilton is a fucking knobhead. A dickhead, a moron, a wanker, a fuckwit, a shithead, a pisshead and anything else bad you can think of.

Why?

Because of what happened at the Miss USA beauty contest. A link here - http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,25359158-5013560,00.html

Perez Hitlon keeps going further and further overboard. He loves the attention he gets from it and thrives on it. I hate the bastard. You don't ask someone a question then give them a zero for the answer. Later he claimed it was because she was a dumb bitch.

Why?

Because she didn't give him the answer he wanted!!!!! He later went on to say she should have said - “Perez, that’s a great question and that’s a very hot topic in our country right now. I think it’s a question that each state should answer for themselves because that’s our forefathers designed our government. The states rule themselves and then there are certain laws that are federal.”

Who the fuck does that fat gay prat think he is? God!?!? Fuck off you fuckwit, cause when it comes down to it, most people hate your guts, and there will be even more who hate you now. There was no need to do what you did unless it was for publicity for yourself!

She should sue your fat gay arse off and I hope she does. You're SO not funny! And NO ONE HAS TO AGREE WITH YOU THEN GET CALLED A DUMB BITCH FOR IT!!!

I absolutely HATE people that do that. They're all for having an opinion and stating that opinion but when someone DISagrees with them they attack the person for not thinking the same way.

Black people do it, Asians, Gays, anybody who is different from white people, or has a different sexual preference from the one we all grew up with want to bring it back down to blaming white people.

Yes they do!

Blacks, Asians, Muslims and most of the rest of the world want to label white people racist everytime we want to do something that they don't agree with. We get called racist because we want to shut down illegal businesses run by asians or blacks. We get called racist if we jail little Lebanese rapists for pack raping girls in Sydney. We get called racist for taking a stand on cutting back immigration to help the country cope with so many people.

Gay people claim we don't accept them and their beliefs and that we hate them because they're gay.

Well everyone can get fucked!!!!!!

I am so fucking sick and tired of being told what to do by other nationalites and poofs!

I don't give a shit if you're black, white, gay, male, female, young, old etc,etc, if you rape, you're a rapist, if you kill, you're a killer, if you act like a fuckwit moron, then you're a fuckwit moron! I will call you on what you are and how you act and Perez Hitlon is a fuckwit moron.

Do NOT call me racist when I am not. Do NOT call me a gayist when I am not! I don't give a shit what you think, but STOP telling the rest of the world what to bloody do!

And here's a news flash for all you arseholes out there. We DON'T have to accept you. We DON'T have to tolerate you. We DON'T have to put up with all your shit that you spout when you want to come here. Or when you want to do something illegal. Or when you do something that is so disgusting and against the beliefs of this country and what it stands for.

Because I DO NOT have to do what I don't want to do. If I don't like what you do or what you say, then I don't have to like you! And I have EVERY right as a human being to do so! And it HAS NOTHING to do with your skin colour, your religion, your preference or where you came from. You want to come to this country then you damn well abide by our rules and laws and be an AUSTRALIAN. And don't bring your shit with you, cause we don't want it.

And as for all the schools, hotels, hospitals etc who think you have the right to screw us white people over in preference for the minorities who come here and don't celebrate our days. Fuck off! You have no right to tell us NOT to celebrate Christmas and Santa, Easter and the Easter bunny, Australia Day, Anzac Day and all our other beliefs.

We are a white country, we have immigrants that come here and make a life. We are Australia, and if you want the freedom to fight, argue, rape, kill and carry on your bullshit from your country, then piss off and don't bother coming!

Tomorrow we celebrate Anzac Day. And while I don't believe it should be a public holiday, as no one has the right to tell me how to respect and commemorate the day, I am fighting for this country and it's people. If you want to be an arsehole, then go somewhere else.

Because we don't want you!!!!!!

A very Australian Jewels! xxoo

Ashton Kutcher to be the first to have 1 million followers on Twitter!




Ashton Kutcher was the first to reach 1 million followers on Twitter. Ellen DeGeneres was close behind.

What's the matter with you people! You should have made me the first to reach 1 mill!

Not happy Jewels!

Michelle Obama thinks people care about Bobama. We don't!


So it would seem that Michelle O thinks we want to know that Bobama playes with his ball all night, barks and eats people's shoes while they're still on people's feet.

Who gives a shit!

Jewels don't!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Bobama causes a stir in the White House. Why? He's just a dog!


The new Obama do is making quite a stir isn't he! Why? He's just a dog. Bobama, as I like to call him, is new to the family, the Obama's being his fourth family apparently, as the other people couldn't keep him.

He was given to the Obamas by the brain tumour infected Ted Kennedy as a present. Good thing that, since it must be near on impossible to get a dog like that from a shelter. One that's allergy friendly.

Anyhoo, he took his new family for a walk this week, and was told by his master that he wouldn't be sleeping in his bed!

Poor Bobama!

Glad I'm not him. I don't want to sleep with the President either!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Jewels Diva - Agony Aunt Advice Columnist: Issue: Top Gear!


Jewels here, your Agony Aunt Advice Columnist.

I have a letter from a young woman who has an addiction. She's into Top Gear. Not for the cars ......... but for the boys!!!!!

Her letter:

Dear Jewels,

I have a serious problem. I absolutely love the show Top Gear. I'm not a revhead, and I don't have a boyfriend. But I'm not into the cars .... I only watch it for the guys who host it. I have a hugely massive crush on them. What can I do.

Anon.

Answer:

Dear Anon,

I know how you feel. I drive a car but am not a revhead myself. I watch the show but don't care much for the cars. I watch because it's freakin hilarious to see what the boys get up to, and what they do to each other. There has been many a night I've sat and pissed myself laughing over what they've done. There is nothing wrong with having a massive crush. Just as long as they don't know about it, and you definitely don't go telling anyone else about it, you should be fine. And just as long as it's not Jeremy Clarkson or James May, you should be even better!

You're a freak ... but then aren't we all?

And if you feel the need to get off when watching it, Ewwwwww, don't tell anyone about that either!!!!!!!!

I, Jewels Diva, will admit here and now ... that I do have a crush on Richard Hammond!

But don't go telling anyone I said that cause I will deny everything!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Friday, April 10, 2009

It's Easter here in Australia, so Happy Easter!!!! Get sick on chocolate people!!!!


It's Easter here in Aus and it goes from today, Friday the 10th, to Monday the 13th. I've already gorged myself on Mars Bar, Malteaser, and peppermint eggs, along with Ernest Hilliers's. I also have two Red Tulip rabbits to eat. I feel sick, I feel fat, and I'm having choc chip hot cross buns for tea tonight.
Here's a tip for hot cross buns. Open them up, smother them in butter, wack them in the micro for 1 minute, then smoosh a small egg into the top and slap on the bottom. The egg melts into the bun and makes it more delish.

a very sick feeling Jewels :(
and it's only Friday :(
xxoo


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Added some things about moi!

Just changed a few things in my sidebar. Added some pics, some info on me etc.

Tell me what you think.

Enjoy!

Jewels xxoo

The dumb-arse names that people call their kids and why they shouldn't be allowed to get away with it anymore!!!!!!!!!!

What's with all the stupid names people are giving their kids these days? They spoke about it on The Morning Show this morning. But it's an old story that goes round and round the mulberry bush.

Moses and Apple Martin
Moon-unit, Dweezil and Diva Fin Muffin Zapper
Soleil Moonfry
Pilot Inspektor Lee
Petal Blossom Rainbow, Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey Oliver
Scout, Rumour and Talluhla Moore-Willis
Peaches, Pixie and Fifi Geldof
Tiger Lily Hutchence
Prince, Paris, and Blanket Jackson
Kal-El Coppola/Cage
Audio Science Sossaman
Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
Sage Moonblood Stallone
Calico Cooper
Sailor Lee Brinkley
Tu Morrow
Bronx Mowgli Wentz

etc, etc, etc.

I don't believe that these dumb-arse celebrities/parents put any thought into what they're going to name their children. They think it's fucking hilarious to give their poor kid, that they pushed out of their loins - although if they're a celeb then they had a c-section - a dumb-arse name that will fuck them up for the rest of their lives.

They think it's so fucking funny to dump a name on a poor kid that will then have to go through their life being shit on, spat on, bullied, demeaned, and beat up all because their fuckwit parents wanted to have a good laugh!

I think the parents need to be named something stupid so they realise what their poor kid is going through. Although I doubt that's going to be happening any time soon.

It's no wonder so many kids change their name once they're adults. And many do, you just don't hear about it.

What fuckwits some peope are!

Jewels xxoo

Friday, April 3, 2009

Michelle Obama is a frump when it comes to dressing herself. Which she can't do!

I gotta say, I may be the only one that thinks this. I've seen her outfits from day one, and there are tmes she just cannot choose a decent outfit.

The black and red dress, that looked absolutely atrocious. And F-U-G-L-Y!The fugly lemongrass yellow dress and revolting coat, with olive gloves and forest green shoes. Hell, like that all matched. And it's F-U-G-L-Y!
And the ugly white dress she danced in. It made her look pregnant.
Plus the white coat she wore. Ugh!
The yellow and black outfit coming off the plane.I think it's a yellow dress and black coat belted in with a black belt.I've seen her outfits while she's in England, and she just has no idea. A white top and black skirt, unless it was a dress, with a cardigan. F-R-U-M-P-Y!
A coloured outfit with a nice matching jacket in blue tones. While that was nice, the jacket was too tight and so it srunched at the waist. And then there's this outfit, while nice in colour, and I do like the cardi, it's just too short.
Now as much as I'd love to be able to buy a new outfit for everyday like she seems to, she doesn't always shop at Target like she claims. Now she's into the New York designer, who would charge a hefty price, and the pink lace Tracey Reese dress she wore on the cover of a mag a month ago, is $400. And the white coat she wore to England, $289. Must be nice having the money to go and buy.

Yeah, I'll be doing that one day!

And she never seems to wear the same thing twice. Although ET reported that she wore those forest green shoes in England. Big whoop! She wore a pair of shoes twice. How many times do you wear yours?

Now while she appears put together there are three things that I have been noticing.

1 - She can't seem to stand straight. She looks frumpy and her clothes end up a bit saggy at the waist, allowing people to mistake it for a baby bump.


2 - She can't seem to colour co-ordinate every piece. Forest green shoes, olive gloves and a yellow outfit do not go together.

3 - She needs to get her jackets/cardigans in a larger size. Many times I've seen her wearing them, as in the above shown pics, buttoned up, which would be fine, if they were the next size up. The buttons end up pulling, making the jacket scrunch up around her middle, and they're too short anyway. You don't have them ending on your hips, it just looks odd. She needs to get a size bigger and it will have more space so it will not srunch up. If my mother saw me in one of those she'd tell me to get a bigger size so it didn't look ridiculous.

Michelle, your mama says you look ridiculous, now dress yourself properly!

She is not the bee's knees, not the be all and end all, not the fashion icon they all keep raving about. She is just the wife of the president of a country. And I certainly won't be taking after her, 'cause she can't dress herself!!!!!!!

Big fucking whoop!

A very annoyed, but fashionably dressed, Jewels xxoo
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