Kyle and Jackie O are in a shithole once again!!

Okay, so I'm going to weigh into the whole Kyle and Jacki O shit that's been going on.

On most radio stations around the country, they do lie detector tests, where you can take your partner, child etc, into the studio, have them strapped to the detector, and ask them questions to find out the truth.

Kyle and Jackie have even done it.

Now, aking a 14 year old girl about sex and smoking pot, may be one thing, her mother was there with her and wanted to know the answers, but seeing that the girl is squirming in her seat, should tell you, she's embarrassed and afraid.

They continued, because the mother wanted the answers.

They asked the girl if she'd been having sex, and finally, after trying to get out of answering, the girl said that she was raped at 12.

Now, after some floundering, Kyle stupidly said, ''is that your only experience.''

Stupid, I know.

However, the mother said she knew about it after finding out about it a few months ago. The daughter was upset, wanted to know why her mother wanted to keep asking her when she knew the answer, but the mother kept pushing.

Now, if I was Kyle or Jackie, I would've turned on the dumb arse bitch of a mother, who dragged her in there and forced her to do it, and said to her, ''what the fuck do you think you're doing. You knew that she'd been assaulted and yet you drag her in here and do this to her.''

Kyle and Jackie have apologised, and claimed they didn't know about the assault, which the mother so obviously didn't tell them. But still.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MOTHER?

It took Kyle and Jackie to offer therapy, to tell the girl if she needed counselling they had someone who could talk to her, and yet with all of this going on, STILL no one had a go at the mother and why she was doing that to her daughter.

I don't give a shit what prizes they were doing it for, I don't give a shit what Kyle and Jackie said or did, the point that most people keep passing over is the FACT, THAT THE MOTHER KNEW HER DAUGHTER WAS ASSAULTED, and yet she wanted to know if the daughter was having sex and doing drugs.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I believe Kyle and Jackie didn't really do anything wrong. The media is after Kyle and wants them sacked, and yet not too many people are having a go at the mother.

Although some ''media'' folk have said some things today, still.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT MOTHER!!!

Jewels xxoo

CSI New York is BACK on Australian tv!!! WOOOHOOO!!! I'm getting me some Carmine love!!!!!!

Ironically, CSI New York is back to where it first started on Australian tv. 9:30pm on channel 9, on a Tuesday night. That now means, it's after NCIS on channel 10, which after showing the current series has resorted to showing repeats, which get as many watchers as the new eps.

So I get me some Mikey love, and then some Carmie love!

Can you say ..... THREESOME!!!!!

Oh yes, that's what it was. Mikey love from 8:30 - 9:30, then Carmine love from 9:30-10:30.

My weeks are so busy with all the love I get. And not JUST from Michael and Carmine. Monday nights are taken up with Sam and Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Tuesday's been Mikey's night until now, now that Carmine's back. Wednesday it's Agent Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds), and sometimes Patrick Jane's (The Mentalist) Thursday's been Jim Clancy (Ghostwhisperer), and Friday's I get the night off!

Whew!!!!

So, what I thought of the ep titled ''The Box''.

It was kinda sweet. Told in flashback by Danny, talking to the parents of the slain pregnant girl. The whole Lindsey being pregnant thing wasn't as weird as first thought. And thankfully, Anna wasn't in a lot of scenes.

I'm finding the whole show kinda boring this year. I fact, I've found it kinda boring for a few years now. The only reason I want to watch for is Carmine. And the odd scene here and there with him and Eddie, or Eddie and Hill. When there's jokes and frivolity, it's funny and great to watch.

Mac and Stella are boring me to tears, Syd doesn't interest me. Even Hawkes bores me with his parts. The only pieces I look forward to are Danny/Eddie. At least you know when you get the two of them in a scene together, it will be full of brotherly/friendly wit and banter.

So overall, the show was mildly interesting, and Carmine was cool in dealing with the parents. I look forward to seeing how he deals with fatherhood. All cute and cuddly!

And hopefully we'll continue seeing eps on a Tuesday night.

A VERY loved up Jewels xxoo

p.s, must go and get ready for my night with Agent Hotchner!

Human Nature Interview. What the hell does Steve Irwin have to do with them??!?!?!?!?!

So you all know I'm a huge Human Nature fan, I found this interview online so I thought I'd post it as I have no fucking idea of what Steve Irwin had to do with it!!!!
Human Nature still in top form, but why are we asking about Steve Irwin?

Human Nature, a former Australian boy band, performs its version of Motown, with dance-oriented beats and lavish harmonies, at the Imperial Palace. By John Katsilometes · July 23, 2009

Uncle Dave paid Las Vegas an unexpected visit last night. At least, I didn’t expect it, until about 10 hours before he landed. It was one of these familial parachute drops that happens from time to time, and U.D. was here for a Merrill Lynch conference (not a Merrill Lynching, as it happily turns out). He had some time to maim, so I took him to see “Smokey Robinson Presents Human Nature and I’ll Spare You The Rest of the Title” at Imperial Palace. Being a white guy from Idaho, Uncle Dave is a big Motown fan.

A few notes from the audience:

*In what has become an inevitability in public places across the city and, I expect, the country, a cell phone went off in the audience. The offending/offensive party, a guy wearing a remarkably tasteful, floral Tommy Bahama shirt and white shorts made the reasonable decision. He took the call. Why? What is a conversation in this circumstance going to sound like?

“Hey Maury, it’s Lou … What’s that noise?”

“ ‘Just My Imagination.’ ”

“No, I can hear it. It’s a song!”

“That’s what I’m saying – ‘Just My Imagination.’ I’m at this Motown tribute show, four Australian guys singing Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye songs.”

“You’re in the show now?”

“Yeah!”

“Why the hell are you taking this call then?”

“Because I am an idiot! … Hello?”

*A guy up front interrupted the show by shouting at Human Nature’s Andrew Tierney, “Are you going to do a tribute to Steve Irwin?”

Tierney paused, not expecting to be questioned about the late Crocodile Hunter during the middle of a Vegas production show. He managed, “Steve Irwin was a great man, and, um, we did pay tribute to him when Mike said ‘Crikey,’ earlier.”

That was a reference to a mid-show video cutaway where band member Mike Tierney (he opens what is purported to be a backstage dressing-room door and sees a shark and yelps, “Crikey!” then explains that it is the band’s manager.

But more pressing is, why is this guy asking about Steve Irwin during the show? Is this the time and place for that type of question? What is the thought process there? “I love ‘Please Mr. Postman,’ but I wonder, why has there been no tribute to Steve Irwin!? He was, after all, Australian.”

*The entire band was soaked by the end of the 90-minute performance, putting on as much energy as Richard Simmons’ exercise class in those old “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” videos. Toby Allen looks like he’s lost about 15 pounds, and his band mates all seem to be welterweights. Someone on the support staff should assume potato salad detail.

*Two months in, cocktail servers are still singing along to the show. “Reach Out, I’ll Be There” is a favorite.

*"Jersey Boys” music director Keith Thompson and cast member Rick Faugno were in the crowd, and we ran into them afterward at the valet. Uncle Dave, who saw “Jersey Boys” in New York, was duly impressed. It was a good night.

OH MY GOD!!!! I'm SOOOOOO crushing on some other guy right now!!!!!!

So you know that I'm married to the gorgeously gorgeous Michael Weatherly, and have my Italian Stallion lover, Carmine Giovinazzo, but I must admit a secret.

I have a crush on someone else!!!

SHOCK HORROR!!!!!!!

Well, not really, see, I tend to get a crush every so often on some guy from some show.

When I stopped to think about it a few years ago, I realised it was actually the character I was getting the crush on.

Except for Mikey and Carmie of course.

Anyhoo, my current crush is Agent Aaron Hotchner from Criminal Minds.

Yeah, I know. I just wish he'd stop frowning!!!!!!!

I've done Horatio Caine, Warrick Brown, Don Epps, Patrick Jane etc, etc, It seems to be CBS peeps, since we get ALOT of CBS shows.

Seeing a theme here????????????

So now, I'm inflicting myself into the storyline of Criminal Minds, and making myself a part of the show.

Of which I have a really cool idea about all of the CBS dramas. I get to be a character in each of them, with a continuing theme for my character, resulting in the final showdown, blah, blah, blah. Can't go into too many details in case someone steals the idea, but you get it.

So I'm really crushing on Hotch right now. I preferred Chicago Hope over ER, and the sad thing is ... when Dharma and Greg was on .... I watched it! Poor Thomas, how could he?

A Doctor, A Lawyer, A FBI Agent.

So not the same person!!!!!

So diff!!!!!

So I'm a cheating little hussy of a tart!!!!!

So crushing, Jewels xxoo

Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame! Jem, Jem is truly outrageous, truly, truly, truly outrageous, oooh Jem!!!!!

I am SOOOOO totally going retro 80's lately. I've bought a Jem and the Holograms tshirt, similar to the one below. A Jem Star necklace, matching earrings, and a Jem necklace.

I think I'm reverting to my childhood. I watched the Jem cartoons WAAAYYYYY back in '86 when I was a wee teen. I loved her then, and yes, like so many kiddies my age, I WANTED to be her.

And still, at the age I am now, no, I'm not giving it away, I STILL want to be Jem. I especially want all the cool clothes Jem, The Holograms, and The Misfits wore.

And who wouldn't want a gorgeous, but thick as a brick shithouse boyfriend like Rio. I mean please, Jem was like Clark Kent/Superman, we could all see he was the same person, why couldn't Lois Lane. Why couldn't Rio????????????????????????

Anyhoo, I'm reliving my childhood with Jem and Misfits songs, yes, I have all the songs on my pc, and I have the released dvds. There's a company who now has the rights to release the dvd and maybe a cd, so we'll see. I still have two dolls, unfortunately, not a massive collection, but one day, I hope to have a huge one.

I do love The Misfits too, their clothes are beyond amazing. Don't particularly want Pizzazz's hair colour though, Baby Poo Green is not nice. Even on bitches like Pizzazz.

And don't EVEN get started on The Stingers. Riot had hair just like Jem's. On Jem, great, on a man, not so great. Thought he was king of the bloody jungle the arrogant little prick!

I wouldn't mind driving around in the roadster, and turning pink haired and into amazing clothes at the turn of the phrase - ''Showtime Synergy''.

The adventures alone, were enough to make you want to be a rock star. And yes, I still have the dream of one day singing the Jem songs as well as she does.

I know, she's just a cartoon, but her voice WAS real.

I'm sooooo going 80's on myself right now!!!!!

Just need to get me some Misfits stuff!

Truly outrageous Jewels xxoo

Companies that harrass you to buy their products! Well they can PISS OFF!!!!!

Okay, so NOW I have something to bitch about lol........

People/companies, that set up stalls in the local shopping centre (or malls to Americans) although we have malls too, they're actual malls. As in a street that's been cut off from traffic and pavered so people can walk freely while they shop.

Anyhoo, these companies get some poor schmuck to set up a table and distribute booklets advertising their business. On one hand, good for them, on the other, bad for us.

THEY ANNOY ME!!!!!!!!!

They yell out and wave booklets in your face, expect you to stop dead in the aisle and listen to what they're saying, and buy their goods, which are usually shit, or something you don't even want, and they don't like it when you ignore them or say very curtly, ''no thanks'' and keep walking.

Recently on the radio, the announcers had people ring in about this, which is why I'm now talking about it, because they wanted to know what everyone did.

I've gotten to the point we're I say no thanks, and keep walking. These people annoy me. If I wanted their bloody products then I would've bought them already.

And callers are just as bad. Here in Australia, we have companies call all the time. Either it's an Aussie company, that keeps calling despite being told over and over by me to STOP CALLING! Or, they're companies that have their call centres based in India or Pakistan or some country where you can't understand the bloody accent.

When you pick the phone up there's at least 15 seconds of nothing, then loud crackling and bounce back, where you can here their voice echo when they talk. That's if you can even hear or understand them.

These people piss me off to the point where when I hear nothing at the beginning, I'll hang up.

Or they'll say, ''hello, how are you today?''

''Not interested,'' I say, and hang up the phone.

Then there's the call centres that ring you up and tell you how you've won things like mobile phones or holidays. I've won so many God damn things that I'm still waiting to recieve them.

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!

I hang up on most people, but if it's the Cancer Council, or Kidney Research, or Heart Foundation, I listen, then say no thank you. I'm more polite to those people. But still.......

Then there's those who ask for money ..... DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT!!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

I had NOTHING to Bitch about!

Hello Everyone, it is I, Jewels Diva, and I am back.

Cyn, been super busy helping Jewel Divas set up her blog, myspace, facebook and twitter. Plus, AND THIS IS SHOCK HORROR!!!!!! I've had NOTHING to bitch about!

I know ........ SHOCK BLOODY HORROR!!!!!

But I am back, as I said, and my first post will be to promote my friend's blog - www.jeweldivasjewellery.blogspot.com

For those that love jewellery, as I so do, she makes original and one of a kind pieces, one of a kind collections, as well as accessories. But you all can go see what she's done by heading to her blog.

Jewels xxoo

Homeless people give me the shits!

Homeless people give me the shits. They wallow in their self pity and blame life for all the shit that's happened to them and take up space on the street and in parks when they shouldn't be.

I am so sick of people blaming everyone and everything else for their situation. I'm broke, I lost my job, my partner died, my child died, my house burnt down, blah, blah, BLOODY BLAH!!!!

I don't give a shit what happened to you, the point is, you need to get off your lazy arse and help yourself!

If you lost your job, get the dole. If you lost your house, go and rent one, or hire a caravan or pitch a tent in a caravan park. If you've lost your partner or child, I'm sorry, but life goes on, so do you.

I see programs show stories about people and why they're on the street, and it's all the same, the reasons I gave above. But most of us don't give a shit. The rest of us struggle through life, with our jobs or on the dole. We pay our rent or mortgage. We go and get therapy if we lose a loved one. We don't go live on the street and expect people to give us money or support us. We don't take up room in hostels, we don't sleep in alleys, or parks where it's illegal to be.

The rest of us have brains in our heads, get on with it and figure out things to fix whatever is wrong. But no, all you homeless twits just want to leach off the rest of the world. You whinge and whine and bleat on and on about your hard luck story, but we don't give a shit. Because you don't bother doing anything to help yourselves, why the hell should we.

Jewels

My Letter to The Footy Show's Sam Newman!

Hahahahaha, I'm really getting into writing letters, as you would know by the ones I've done previously. However, I don't send them all. But this one I did.

I just sent off a letter to Sam Newman, showing my support for him during his time of ... grief.

Letter as follows -

Dear Sam,

concerning the incident from last week, with the thick as a brick shit house female who thought she could squeeze her too large a car into a too small a spot, she deserved the mouthful of abuse you gave her!

Good onya Sam!!!!! I'm with you all the way.I even posted my thoughts about this situation at my blog - http://www.jewelsdiva.com.au/

As if everyone else isn't. They'd be hypocrites if they claimed they wouldn't have a go, because 99% of us would, at the person who dinged our car if we caught them.

She obviously believed she was smart enough to do it, but proved she was a typical brainless bimbo. Was she blonde? Because that would explain everything.

We all know that a man's most prized possession, besides his dick, is his car. You wash it and wax it, take care of it and talk to it, stroke it and hold it. Seriously Sam, if you didn't want it damaged, you shouldn't have taken it out.

Your car, that is. Although in your case ......

I'm on your side Sam. People whinge and complain about your language and way of doing things, and yet all three networks continue to let the sexual innuendos and crap out of the mouths of morning show hosts. No one complains about them, but they complain about you.

Why?

You may be an overgrown schoolboy, and like most boys, you thrown tantrums when nothing goes your way, or your toys are broken. But smacking your door into her car probably damaged your car more than what she did.

Now, you're in trouble again. What for? Smacking your door into another car. Big fucking deal. For absusing the person who smacked her door into yours and walked away without checking for damage or apologising and offering to pay for it. The bitch deserved it!

How the hell are you in trouble for an everyday incident that 99% of people deal with on a weekly basis?

Did you hit her? Touch her? Go near her?

I know you can't talk about it, so I'll let you go now. But do remember this, most people love you, and are on your side.

You go Sam!

Jewels Diva xxoo

www.jewelsdiva.com.au

The Footy Show's Sam Newman is in trouble again. I'd swear too if the bitch hit my car!

So, Sam Newman seems to be constantly getting into trouble for his antics. So fucking what! As I have stated in a post from earlier this year, his language is not the only bad language on tv. Crap has come out of the mouths of Sunrises' David Kock, and The Today Show's Karl Stefanovich and Cameron Williams.

Sexual innuendos and rubbish, but Sam has always been told off worse for it.

Well, now he's in trouble for an incident that happened the other day. He parked his vintage Mustang in two parking spaces so he had room and no one would hit him. But then a stupid female decided that there was enough room to park her car beside his, and upon opening her door, she ''accidentally'' hit his car.

Accidentally my arse. There's no way you can squeeze in beside a car in a too small car park and NOT hit the car beside you.

Anyhoo, Sam saw what happened and started blasting the shit out of the woman. Swearing his head off at her and giving her what for.

So fucking what!!!!!!! Good onya Sam!!!!!!!

I have a VERY strong feeling that most of us would do that. Accidentally or not, she should have checked for damage and apologised. As far as we know, she didn't. She just walked away.

So, Sam had EVERY right to have a go. We all would, at the disrespect shown by arseholes who think they can damage other people's belongings and walk away, with no responsibility for it.

Apparently, she didn't even know who Sam was and had to ask people in the cafe she walked into. And guess who told her? A lawyer! Who also told her she should sue for damages to HER car after Sam damaged it. Typical of lawyers, they see dollar signs wherever they go. Bet he was hoping to get the job!

But yes, back to Sam. In an act of stupidity, he swung his own door open and bashed it into hers. No mention of the damage to her car, but seriously Sam, that was a dumb thing to do. You bitched to her about doing the exact same thing you did for revenge.

Problem with that though, you probably wrecked your car more than what she did. At the very least, the corner of the door is badly dented.

Sam, Sam, Sam, as much as I'm on your side, that was seriously stupid.

People are claiming Sam has problems. He interviewed a footballer on The Footy Show the other night about the punchups he has on field, and how his behaviour has led him into trouble.

Articles are stating that Sam's behaviour was just as bad. Ah NO! Sam does not get into punch ups in life, where as Barry Hall, merely beat up everyone on the field.

Alot has happened to Sam in his life. His ex-girlfriend ran him over in her car. The ex-boyfriend of the girlfriend rang his doorbell, then when Sam answered, he punched him in the face. People whinge and complain, and moan, and groan, but when it comes down to it, Sam is NOT responsible for OTHER PEOPLE'S BAHAVIOUR!!!!!

The ex chose to run him over, the ex-boyfriend trespassed on his property and hit him, people choose to cause problems.

Regardless of what other people do, ONLY YOU are responsible for YOUR actions.

That bitch chose to squeeze into a parking space. She chose to walk away. Now she's choosing to sue him for damages because he chose to act like a child and smack his door into her car.

Regardless of what Sam does, other people have to stand up and say, 'yes, I'm responsible for this or that'. Sam does not make you hit him, or run him over, or slam your door into his. YOU are the dickheads who do that.

Sam is an overgrown schoolboy who is his own person. People hate that. When you swear or have a say, that doesn't agree with the masses, or you stand up for what you think or believe, people slam you. Sam doesn't let that get to him. Although he did undertake therapy for a stunt with a dummy, but I thought that was bullshit. You don't have therapy to tell you stapling a paper face on a dummy and putting clothes on it is wrong.

Wrong by who's standards?????

I don't give a fuck about what he does, so why do so many constantly have a go, and put him down. I can guess, these people live their life vicariously through Sam, but when he does ''bad'' they run a mile then do a 180 and slam him for it. They have no life of their own, so they bitch about everyone else's. Simple answer to that .... GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!!

WHAT BULLSHIT!!!!! BULL ..... SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he's also blamed for the attempted suicide of a Tasmanian politician last year. Ah SORRY, but she was clearly depressed before the incident because one little comment from a person does not ''just'' send you over the edge. There was something already going on in her head for her to be a stupid bitch and try to top herself.

People need to stop blaming Sam for things they think, but are too scared to do. Sam says what he says, he's either applauded or booed for it, but STOP slamming him because you're a knob and don't have the guts to.

As for the bitch who hit his car, fuck you cow, you deserved the tirade of abuse you got. If ya dumb enough to squeeze into a space ya can't fit into, then hit the car beside you, at least have the decency to apologise and offer to pay for repairs.

Since she didn't, and now she's suing him, she's obviously some scrag that needs a good punch in the head to knock some sense into her.

Sam, you can be an absolute dickhead, but I'm on your side. Good onya for getting into her. 99% of the population would've, had it been their car she hit and walked away from.

Mmmm...... looks like another letter needs to be sent.

Jewels xxoo

My gorgeously gorgeous husband, NCIS star, Michael Weatherly celebrates his 41st birthday. YAY!

So when me and my gorgeously gorgeous husband, Michael, woke up this morning, we celebrated his 41st birthday.

He got so excited, he just couldn't help himself!

However, when I tried to join him in the shower, he told me where to go and ordered me out. Must be because he didn't get the present he wanted!

But when I told him his present was due to arrive tonight, and he'd love it so much, he was quite surprised. He received many a letter from co-workers, although he was happy to find my letter tucked into his suit jacket pocket. It's his favourite shade of red too.
Upon arriving home, he also had a surprise for me .... oh my .....
Looks like I'll be celebrating my birthday today as well .... oooh .... uhhhh ..... oh my .....

a very sexually aroused Jewels xxoo

Rugby player shit all over hotel!

So rugby player Nate Myles got naked in his hotel and crapped all over the place.

He just proves what we've always known - footballers/rugby players and men in general, really ARE shitheads!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Jewels Diva Agony Aunt Advice Columnist!

I received an email today asking for advice. The letter wasn't signed, but I have a fair idea who it's from.

Question-

Dear Jewels,

I don't know what to do. My husband is an absolute control freak and won't let me do anything without him. I couldn't even come here to Australia without him packing everything up and coming with me and our three year old daughter. Who's such a cutie. Anyway, what do I do?

He belongs to a freakishly horrible cult like religion who believes they are all aliens. They keep making me take stupid courses and I hate it. I want to leave the religion and my marriage, but I'm afraid my husband will put an alien curse on me, or take my daughter away. He's very rich and well known in America you know.

Anyway, what do I do? I need help! HELP ME!!!!

Anon.

Answer -

Dear Anon,

LEAVE HIM NOW! RUN AWAY AND NEVER GO BACK! Seriously, if you put up with that shit then you've got problems. You've got money of your own Katie, oops, Anon, why stay with an idiot control Scientolofreak like he is?

Seriously, leave now!

Jewels xxoo

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So that's my reply to Anon, God help her in the future, married to that freak!

Jewels xxoo

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Australia. Why are they here? And when do they leave?

So Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have bought little cutie Suri down to Australia for three months while Katie does a movie.

Who gives a shit?

I don't!

So I thought I'd write Tom a letter -

Tom,

you don't deserve a hello, or a dear Tom because you don't deserve it, and I don't think that much of you. If at all, which I don't. Well, okay, just enough to bother writing this letter, in the post!

Now we all know why you're here. Little wifey Katie wanted to do a movie here in Aus, but you, being the scientology control freak you are, had to come along.

Scared that she'd have fun without you Tom? Worried that she'd find another man to make her miserable in her almost non-existant life?

Not to worry, of course you made the time to come as well, and obviously Katie has not been out of your sight since arriving. You were pictured at the aquarium watching sharks swim, must have been like looking in the mirror! You were pictured at the football together, you were pictured celebrating your birthday together.

You always do everything together. There's a pattern there Tom, a pattern you seriously need to look into. And not a pretty pattern you can decorate with, a pattern of control issues and abuse. But then, you ARE a Scientolofreak!

You're also not that liked anymore Tom. Not by me, not by most of the world, not by most of Hollyweird, and certainly NOT by your wife ,Little Katie.

We don't care that you're here, and we can't wait for the day you leave. In fact, we may throw a party the minute the plane takes off, and pray that it crashes, oops, is that going overboard? I think not!

Well, goodbye Tom, adios, get nicked and piss off, and DON'T have a safe journey home!

Never one of your nutso fans, Jewels

p.s - you don't deserve my usual kisses and hugs, so get stuffed!

IF YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE, YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS

OH MY FUCKING GOD! You all have GOT to try this.

I bought it yesterday as I was in need of a new body moisturiser. Being winter here, I get very dry, especially on my legs.

So I rubbed it all over this morning after my shower, and OH MY FUCKING GOD I smell SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!

Anyhoo. If you're a chocolate addict like I am, smelling like cocoa all day is something I'm going to definitely continue doing. And it makes me a smooth as a baby's bot bot.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PRODUCT!!!!!!!

And it comes in a pump bottle!!!!!!!

a very chocolatey smelling Jewels xxoo

Michael and Carmine are going to love this!!!!!!!

Is your health a fashion victim? Are you? Tell me about it!

I found this article in our local Cosmopolitan magazine and thought it was quite relevent to today's woman. Especially me, since I love me some massively huge earrings. And I also may use the body shapers. And yes, as a big chested woman, the bra straps are a pain in the arse.

So there ya go, bra straps are my bitch for the day! What's yours?

Jewels xxoo

More CSI New York's Carmine Giovinazzo Ceesau goodies!

I was scouring online and found these, so I thought I would help share the Carmine / Ceesau goodness. Thanks to those that had posted them.

The second last pic is in Carmine's backyard!

Jim Stynes, pull your head out and get off tv, cancer does not mean the end of the world. And I don't give a crap that you've got it!

I know I'm going to possibly repulse people here, but so what! It's my blog.

Anyhoo, the captain of a football team has come out and told the world he has cancer. Everyone's crying, everyone's freaking out, everyone's going OH MY GOD!

Except me. Why? Because I don't give a shit, it's only cancer.

Now that may make me sound heartless, but I'm not. I know cancer is a disease that can take your life. It can also be a turning point when you survive. But seriously, just get on with it and stop whinging and whineing about having it.

To me, cancer has become an everyday disease. Why? Because everyday, someone is told they have it. So it no longer has an affect on me. It's like, so what, get treatment and deal with it.

Just being a human being means you can get cancer. Being a woman, I can get it in my boobs, my vag, my ovaries etc, but there's one way I can get it faster than that. Because I have moles!

Yes, as I have mentioned before, I am covered in them. The sun will burn you in 11 minutes, and a mole turns into a melonoma in 6 weeks. Facts from the Cancer Council of Australia. I counted them many years ago, and I came to 764 spots, moles and freckles. If ALL of my moles turned into melonomas in 6 weeks, I'd more than likely drop dead in that instant. I've had some removed, but I know many have formed since.

My mother had a melonoma. I was ten, and it formed from a small mole on her arm. Way back then, she needed to have a huge hole in her arm, covered by a skin graft from her leg. She didn't get all upset, woe is me and freak out. No! She had me to look after and a life to get on with.

I know cancer is serious, and you need to make sure your will and wants and needs are taken care of, but seriously, when you find out you've got it, don't tell the world, don't go on tv and blubber, don't crawl into a ball and never come out from under the covers.

Accept that you've got it, have a good cry, then get on with your daily life, have your therapy or pills and stop carrying on like it's the end of the world!

For God's sake, you could get hit by a bus tomorrow, but at least you can survive cancer. And having it ain't the end of the world.

It's just a pity that the tv, radio and print media carry on like pork chops when it comes to celebrities having cancer. Sometimes the media goes overboard. Have a bit of dignity, like Farah Fawcett. She got on with living and treatment, until she knew she couldn't do it any more.

There is a time for acting like a childish idiot later, but when you find out you've got cancer, it's time to get on with life and live for what you've got, not what you're about to lose.

Just make sure your will is in order, then get on with living life. Cause it's gone all too soon.

Jewels xxoo

Some CSI New York Carmine Giovinazzo goodies from youtube!

Here's Carmine in a behind the scene look when he did Loveline - he has a flashlight .....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fELEwqRhVA

A behind the scenes of CSI New York the pc game -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hupVlozyRgk&feature=related

And the Ellis Island story he did -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_IpomxUk5s&feature=related

And a new interview from tv guide -

http://www.tvguide.com/news/CSI-NYs-Carmine-19168.aspx

Kevin fucking Rudd needs to learn INDIGENOUS DOES NOT MEAN ABORIGINAL!

The COAG meeting is going on now, and I heard on the tv that Kevin 'look at me, I'm a singer now' Rudd wants to talk about the aboriginals at the meeting. He wants to bring indigenous and non-indigenous Australians together.

Now, this is one thing that sticks in my craw! The fact that people CONTINUALLY INSIST on calling only aboriginals indigenous!

I've looked the word up in my dictionary, and it means - adj - originating in and characterising a particular region or country, native to.

I AM INDIGENOUS TO AUSTRALIA AND I AM NOT ABORIGINAL!

Unless the dictionaries have been changed, so that indigenous does mean aboriginal, then I seriously wish that people would STOP USING THE WORD TO REPRESENT ABOS ONLY!

Cause I am fucking sick of being told I am a non-indigenous Australian. I was born here, my mother was born here, my father wasn't but so what. I was raised here, I live here, I work and bitch and moan here. I am sitting in my house here, writing this blog here.

I am resentful and may just have to write a letter to Kevin fucking Dudd and tell him what I think!

a very pissed off Jewels xxoo

Gordon Ramsey acting like a knob again! And now his wife's here as well!

Gordon fucking Ramsey had hidden himself away with his tail between his legs for the last few weeks.Ever since he had to apologise to Tracey Grimshaw.

Now that his wife is here in Aus, he's back on tv and still the whiney little boy he is. His wife is just as bad mind you. I saw them on 9am at the cooking thing they're doing, and not only did they manage to set a book on fire, her new cooking book that is, but Gordon managed to be the total ponce he is. She just kept talking over him and he chucked a tanty, stomped his foot and made noises coz she was talking and putting him down.

Well, what does that say about him .... he can give it but not take it. Seriously admonished by wifey maybe? After all, he's not been heard of until now. Now he's got someone to hide behind. Although, he did manage to spit out some not so nice comments about channel 10's Masterchef and one of the judges about the way he dresses.

So it looks like Gordon fucking Ramsey is back to his old ways again. Shit all over everyone as long as they don't shit back. Cause THAT'S when he goes running for cover with his tail between his legs!

And you know what I think about him. The little pommie fucker can fuck off back to England and take his equally as bad wifey with him!

Jewels xxoo

Jewels D Bfest Facebook page is up and running!

My Facebook page is up and running peoples. There's a Facebook badge in my side bar, so click on that and you should be taken to my page!

The amount of crap I had to go through just to get a profile name was ridiculous. It wouldn't let me have Jewels Diva, or Bitchfest, so I had to make a mash-up.

God Damn Facebook! I've been try everything to get it to work and it took me about eight hours. Let's hope it finally does cause I ain't going through that again!

Jewels xxoo

HELP!!!! I need help with my new Facebook page. I don't think it's working?

Okay peoples, I'm trying to set up a facebook page. I clicked publish, then nothing seemed to happen.

If anyone has extensive knowledge of facebook and how it works, then let me know. Coz so far, it's confusing. My Space was easier to set up than this!

My name on facebook is of course, Jewels Diva, but I can't seem to find myself.

Let me know what you know peeps!

a very confused Jewels xxoo


I've gone back and deleted the page. Apparently my profile cannot be created. So screw Facebook! I stopped trying last time as they created another page for me when I didn't want one? God knows this is stupid.

Gone back again, and I think it's fixed, lol. I'll add it to my side bar and let you all know.

Stupid characters on tv shows! It's time to go!

I would like to bitch about stupid characters on tv shows.

Last night, on Aussie tv, was the new season premiere of 'Packed to the Rafters'. And I have to say, the daughter is one of the dumbest characters on Aussie tv.

The writer's are to blame I suppose, as they continually have her being duped by men, and doing stupid, drunken things. She's blond, and they make her more so.
The actress who plays her won a Logie (our version of American daytime emmy) for most popular new female talent. Good for her, but the character is still utterly stupid.

As for American tv, Bones' Temperence Brennan is beyond belief. I am astounded, week after week,at the stupidity out of her mouth. I have no idea what Kathy Reichs, the author of the books the show is based on, was thinking when she created this character.
I've seen Kathy, here on Aussie tv, and she seemed strange, but rather smart. She herself is a forensic scientist so basically, the character is based on her and her work in the field. However, the character of 'Bones' is one of the astoundingly socially stupid characters I have seen.

It's like she cannot comprehend the world outside of science. If she doesn't understand it, it doesn't exist or make sense. If it has nothing to do with bones and dead people, she don't care.

I have watched this show, when nothing else has been on, and I am blown away at how she does not get the simplest of human emotion. She has to ask a person what something is, how it affects a person, what it does, how it works, etc, etc, etc.

For a character, she may well know what she does, but she has no idea about the real world, and real emotion. She is void of all things social, has no idea how to deal with other people that do not think and feel the same as her, and now the character of 'Sweets' the psychiatrist, has to tell her what things mean and what she needs to do to register it in her brain.

If everything outside of science needs to be equated to a science she understands, then God help her in the rest of her life. No wonder she's never had a decent relationship, never gets on the good side of people, rubs people the wrong way. She is socially inept, brainless, stupid, incompetent in life and has no social skills.

All in all, I REALLY wish that writers would stop making stupidly dumb characters for tv shows. I understand not every one is smart. But seriously! Make them smarter than what they are, because every week when I see these characters on these shows, it makes me want to stick my fist through the tv screen to punch their bloody lights out!

Jewels xxoo