More CSI New York Magazine and Carmine Giovinazzo pics!!!

It would seem that there has been more interest in my pics of the CSI New York Magazines, so I have gone through all three of them and uploaded all the decent pics and stories of Carmine Giovinazzo to my photobucket account. It took all day as I loaded them up at full res, so you all should be able to read them.

Broadband ain't all it's cracked up to be!!!!

Pics of mag #1 can be seen here, which includes a big story on Carmine (see pic below which would be good for printing out and framing ;0) - http://s473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/jewelsdiva/CSI%20MAGAZINE%201/
Pics of mag #2 (although there's only one little bit of Carmine and is a bit dark) here - http://s473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/jewelsdiva/CSI%20MAGAZINE%202/

Pics of mag #3 (including extra pics and pages that I didn't post last time) can be seen here - http://s473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/jewelsdiva/CSI%20MAGAZINE%203/

When I get mag #4 I'll let you all know about that too.

Jewels xxoo

People that continually use big words are nothing but SMART ARSES!!!!!

There's one thing I'd like to say before I go .... I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE BIG WORDS!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!

Since most of us a simple mortals who have an average I.Q, most of us prefer simple, easy to use words in sentences.

For those of us who know how to string a sentence together that is ......

But anyhoo, I hate people who eat dictionaries for breakfast, lunch and tea, think that because they went all the way through high school, did four years of uni/college, and may have gone on to some high powered job, became a doctor, lawyer etc, etc, that they can use big long fucked up words that the rest of us ''mere mortals'' don't understand, let alone know what the fuck it means or know how to spell it.

Let me tell all of you little so-and-so's out there who think they are SO FUCKING SMART ... YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!!!!!

I HATE people who do it. To me, it proves one thing and one thing only ... YOU'RE A FUCKING SMART ARSE!!!!!

I don't care where you went to school, or what job you've got, if you use words that no other human can understand then you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

You just love throwing around words to make youself look good, sound good and look smarter than you actually are. All you're ACTUALLY DOING is embarrassing yourself by trying to embarrass other people by making them look idiotic, stupid and brainless because they don't know WHAT THE FUCK the word you just used means.

You all need to fuck off and get some shit pill so you can shit all those dictionaries out. And while you're at it, shit your brain out because it's in your arse, because you talk so much shit.

If you use big words on me, I will ask you what it means. If you have a go at me for not knowing what it means, be prepared for me to bitch slap you and blast the shit out of you for being A FUCKING KNOB!!!

And that's a lesson you won't learn in a dictionary!

Jewels xxoo

CSI New York's Carmine Giovinazzo and Hill Harper backstage at CSI!

ROTFLMAO - Hill posted this pic on his Twitter page two days ago. It's of him and Carmine backstage. Rather blurry, but really cute. So it's Hill's pic, not mine, but I'm reposting as a fan of both.

Hill also passed on all of the birthday wishes to Carmine and he says thanks.

Isn't he adorable!!!!!!

It also looks like he's got a decent head of hair to hang onto ;)

Jewels xxoo

Homeless man claims he earns $400 a day by begging in the street. FUCK OFF AND GET A JOB YA LAZY BASTARD!!!!

Back on the 14th of july, I made a post about homeless people getting off their arse, getting a job and stop expecting the rest of the country to support you.

Well, it now turns out, that we do support you.

One homeless prick, who likes to sit on his arse for 16 hours a day has now claimed that he ''earns'' $400 dollars a day in donations, or about $50,000 a year.

Here's the story and all its gory details - Street life ... Homeless man Ken Johnson in the city.

THE hours are long and the work monotonous, but begging pays well for at least one of Sydney's homeless men who earns up to $50,000 a year from good samaritans.

Ken Johnson, 52, makes his living at George and Market St, outside the Myer store in Sydney's CBD, where he sits for up to 16 hours daily, seven days a week. On a good day, he said, he takes in $400 from generous passers-by. On slower days, he still picks up amounts between $75 and $150. "I'd be really disappointed if I did a long Friday and I only had $250,'' said Mr Johnson, who has been living on the streets ``since the late '90s''. ''I knock off when I feel like it, or if I've done brilliantly. But on those good days, you might be on such a high that you go for a few more hours and get a bit more money.''

Mr Johnson wouldn't say how much he earned last year. But he did reveal that donated coins and notes are stashed in a safe place, before being taken to a bank branch and deposited in his account several times a week. Some of the money is given to a friend. Asked what he used the money for, he told The Sunday Telegraph he did not smoke, drink nor take drugs, but was raising money to help the friend who needs a liver transplant.Mr Johnson displays a sign that reads: ``Needing support for major family exp(enses) including just heaps for medicine. Paying up is a big grind. Please leave me alone, if you are the abusive nasty sort.''

When The Sunday Telegraph caught up with him last Wednesday, business had been good. In 20 minutes, he collected $30 in coins and notes. One woman handed him $10."I've had three hours off today,'' he said, after treating himself to a breakfast from Hungry Jack's. "I got a $20 note earlier, so I'm sitting on about $60 for the day and the afternoon rush is still to come. There's a general rule in donating and that is that people are more likely to help out when they are towards the end of their day, when they're happy and heading home.''

His tax-free income might sound fine but, unlike most jobs, there's no sick leave nor superannuation plan. He does not draw welfare because ``it makes you feel like a cripple''.Mr Johnson said he could not afford to rent and lived on the streets because the money had been spent to pay for bills for his friend. "Most hostels don't have space to store things and to rent a small unit just costs too much when you're at stress point,'' he said.

Originally from Newcastle, he said he came to Sydney ``in the 1990s'' to fight a court battle against the RTA, seeking to have part of the Pacific Highway at Swansea deemed illegal."Inner-city accommodation was, and still is, just off the face of the earth _ it's just too expensive,'' he said. ``I was unemployed at the time, so decided to sleep on some concrete steps while I was in Sydney and I just got used to it.''

Australian Bureau of Statistics figures from the 2006 Census show 27,374 homeless people in NSW.An Australian Council of Social Service (ACOSS) spokeswoman said ``rough sleepers'' represented about 16 per cent of the homeless. She said many turned to begging because government welfare did not cover costs, and ``for those who do receive income support, payments may be inadequate to meet the costs of temporary accommodation and food. The Newstart unemployment payment is about $32 a day."Of those who do sleep on the street, only a tiny minority choose to do so, as a lifestyle choice. For most people who are homeless, there is no choice.''


However, I did the math.

$400 a day x 7 days in a week = $ 2,800

$2,800 x 52 weeks in the year = $ 145,600

So someone seriously has their maths wrong.

But my point is, STOP GIVING HOMELESS PEOPLE MONEY AND TELL THEM TO PULL THEIR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF THEIR FUCKING ARSE AND GET A JOB, GET A HOME AND GET A LIFE!!!!!

I wonder if the tax department will now chase after him for their money.

IT WOULD SERVE YA RIGHT IF YA GOT IT TAKEN OFF YA, YA DUMB BASTARD!!!!

The rest of us work hard for our money, why the hell shouldn't he. Although he probably does think sitting on his arse for 16 hours a day is hard work.

I'LL GIVE YOU HARD WORK YA LAZY BASTARD!!!!!!

How the hell can people even afford to give away so much money in a recession and when we're all whinging that we don't have enough money. You people must have rocks in ya head.

Jewels xxoo

Bloggers who receive dumb-arse comments from ''Anonymous''!

Today, I would like to talk about people who post idiotic comments on blogs.

Since joining Blogger, and setting up Bitchfest, I have joined several other blogs that I've liked the look of, or have enjoyed the postings of the authors.

However, there is a problem which seems to affect many....

And that's posters who leave comments that make absolutely no sense, have nothing to do with the post by the author, or are generally disgusting and foul mouthed.

Now authors of blogs have every right to say what they want on their blog. Although Google has just been taken to court over one blogger's revoltingly bad posts about a particular model. Who was called all sorts of things for absolutely no reason. Well the model has now found out the blogger's name but dropped the lawsuit.

The whole point seems to be namimg and shaming. And yes, it has made me think about what I say here.

Now the worst words I've used have been nowhere near what that poor model was called, and I only base my post on what the celebrity has said or done on tv, radio etc. I have in no way made up my insults to people, I've stated the truth, and added my thoughts to it.

But back to my original thoughts.

At this point, I think I go through the blogs I've joined about once a fortnight. If there is something I can relate to then I comment. If I don't know about what the author has written, then I don't leave a comment. If I can't relate, then there's no need to leave a post. But every now and then, I leave a simple message giving congrats, or making some small comment in agreement or leaving my thoughts on the post.

But there's people who have no idea.

I made a post about cancer about 6 weeks or so ago, or maybe more by now, and ''anonymous'' decided to leave a message that completely sucked. In no way was it constructive, it insulted me in quite a bad way, and quite frankly was not needed or wanted on this blog.

Then recently, just a few posts ago, another ''anonymous'' left a comment about how my blog sucked. It had nothing to do with the post, but ''anonymous'' thought it was relevant. I told ''anon'' to piss off and not bother.

Now, some bloggers thrive on those people that get stupid, get anonymous and leave idiotic comments. Bloggers make posts about what some people don't have the guts to admit to saying, but some post comments with their name, and they're no better than all the ''anonymous's''.

Either people need to stop being stupid, ie: all the ''anonymous''' out here, or stop making comments if you have no fucking idea.

Say hi, great blog. How are you doing, congrats, hope you get better, blah, blah, blah. There are so many things you can write without making yourself look like a fucking dickwit!!!

If you have no idea about what the author has written, don't leave a comment. If you get what got written, then leave a constructive, fairly polite message.

Don't leave some dumb-arse comment that you're too gutless to leave your name to, and expect it to be left there by the author of the blog.

You're all stupid, gutless cowards who have no idea how to string a sentence together, and obviously are jealous of the authors popularity depicted by all the other comments left by posters who actually KNOW what they're talking about.

If you've got no idea, don't leave a comment. Fuck off back under the rock you bothered to crawl out from under, just because you got pissed off with being alone and needed to shit all over everyone else just to make yourself feel better.

If you sign in as anonymous to this blog, feel free to leave a polite comment. Don't scrape the bottom of your rock for some shit comment just to make your day, because it will be deleted if it's insulting to me, my followers or generally disgusting.

If you're signed in as you, welcome, please leave a comment and have a nice day.

Jewels xxoo

32 years ago this month ....GOD DIED!!!! ELVIS PRESLEY left the building!!!

So as you can see by my header, this is a post about Elvis Presley.

32 years ago this month he died. Rather inappropriately, but still, I won't go into details.

I love watching Elvis movies, and love most of his songs. Especially ''I Can't Help Falling In Love With You''. And while during the early years he was hot and boyish, in his later years was old and overweight, the year I want to focus on is 1968.

The year of the comeback tour when he took control over Colonel Tom Parker and declared he wanted to get back to his black rock n roll roots.

Elvis of the 1968 comeback tour was ''IT''. The leather, the hair, the voice .... HE WAS GOD!!!!!

Plus he didn't look bad in a white suit either!!!!

Jewels xxoo

p.s - men have a hell of a lot to live up to!!!

Kyle and Jackie O are back in action! But followed by more controversy!!!!

Kyle and Jackie O are back at work today, with their sincere apologies about the ''stunt'' from two weeks ago, of strapping a girl to a lie detector and asking her about her sex life.

The problem is, people are still blaming them for the ''stunt'' and saying their apology is not good enough.

The radio network has made some changes and given them a 7 second delay in broadcasting (which most radio stations already have but for some reason never uses it).

But it would seem that controversy has followed them back to work, with a ''stunt'' from back in March, where they wanted to help the family of a disabled child by asking pople to help the family by donating money.

Now, this is not a ''stunt'' and it's something that many radio stations do across the country. A family member or friend will write a letter or email into the radio station, expecting help or money from everyone else instead of pulling their heads out of their backsides and helping themselves.

It's nothing new, and it will more than likely continue for the good of the community. Although I refuse to participate because I don't believe the community should pay for everybody's problems.

The problem with it, is that just like in telethons, bushfire or tsunami appeals, Red Cross donations etc, for all the people who say they'll donate, they have to ACTUALLY SEND THE MONEY IN!!!!!!

The radio station ''raised'' $150,000 on air, $35,000 of that Kyle offered from his own account.

The problem is, that when the family went in to claim what they thought was going to be a check for $150,000, they only got a check for $50,000 and an eight page list of people's names that said they would donate, and were told to chase up the money themselves.

Now, whoever gave them the list, and told them to do that was completely wrong, and should be severely reprimanded over that, but the radio station IS NOT RESPONSIBLE for the fact that people wanted to get themselves on radio to look good and donate money, and then don't come through with the cash.

But alas, Kyle and Jackie are being blamed for that too.

Kyle only gave $20,000, and is now being pushed to donate the last $15,000. That's Kyle's problem to deal with, and he has to resolve that within himself.

But what about all those people that said they would donate and then didn't?

Shame on you you scuzzy arseholes!!!!

So now an airline has come through and paid the last $85,000 that was left and acting like they're the heroes of the story because they offered the money.

All of this is just another way of blasting Kyle and Jackie. Everyone wants to jump on the band-wagon and blame them for the glaciers melting, for global warming, hell, they'll even be blamed if pigs flew, and hell froze over.

The family sounded a little selfish for expecting the whole amount in a check, and are comlpaining about it even though they got $75,000 out of Austereo and Kyle. And now they've got the other $85,000 out of the airline. Hopefully they'll shut the hell up and go away.

I am so sick and fucking tired of everyone jumping on the Kyle and Jackie band-wagon. Other radio personalities have gotten into trouble for taking cash for comments about certain business, for mouthing off about things they shouldn't have, for mentioning rapist's, or murderer's names when the trial was going on, and they shouldn't have said anything.

So get off the FUCKING BAND-WAGON and let them get on with it!!!

Jewels xxoo

CSI New York's Carmine Giovinazzo's band Ceesau and a possible fanclub!!!!

So a while ago I sent Ceesau/Michael Brasic a letter, asking about a Ceesau fanclub. Here's the letter -

Hi Michael,

As an avid fan of Carmine and Ceesau, I post pics and articles in support of him and all of you at my blog, and a follower of mine suggested that we should start a Carmine fanclub.

Now, I don't know if there is one, or if Carmine has any intention of setting one up, but I thought I'd get a letter along to you, inquiring whether Ceesau ever thought of starting a fan club?

I know, sounds old fashioned right? Considering you've got a website and MySpace and all. It doesn't have to be much, and I have suggestions -

- A sign up page at Ceesau.com so fans can leave their details and email adds.
- A fan card with a pic of the band, name, and logo, along with the fans name and membership number.
- A quarterly newsletter, can be a pdf by email or printed and sent out to us, letting us know what all of you guys are up to in your own lives as well as the bands.

So for example -

- the cover is the Ceesau name and logo, like at the website.
- 1st page is an index and hello to the fans from you guys
- 2nd and 3rd pages can tell us what Ceesau is up to, have pics we haven't seen, let us know how the recording of the cd is going or album sales and where it's selling. Have written lyrics of a song, because as much as we love Carmine, we cannot understand what he's singing, so we need to know the lyrics so we can sing along.
- 4th page, let us know what Carmine's up to on New York, how the filming's going, guest stars etc.
- 5th page can be about you and how your other bands are going and the mischief you're getting into.
- 6th page for John and the shows he's doing and info on him.
- 7th page for Stephen and what he's up to.
- 8th page for whoever else has joined or helped out, or just what's in the next issue, or even just a thank you page with a new photo we haven't seen, or even new merchandise that's coming, or stuff you can advertise such as new interviews or upcoming functions, or even pics of fans.

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I know, it sounds like a lot, and while Ceesau.com is great, it would be nice to have something we can hold in our hands, or print out to keep. Unless of course you've already thought about all of this and decided to just keep the website open for everyone.

Can we at least get the fan membership card and maybe a brooch or pin or even dog tags (one of Carmine's favs) to say we're members? Just some thoughts, since I'm all the way over in Aus, but I know there's fans everywhere. And quite honestly, I'd have NO IDEA how to start setting up a fanclub!

Jewels Diva xxoo

p.s. let Carmine know that if he needs any ideas for new merchandise that I dabble in jewellery design. You could sell - earrings - pendants - dog tags - brooches - bracelets - cuffs - watches - rings - belt chains - belt buckles - keyrings - bag clips - and what happened to the hats Carmine had planned years ago - the list could very well be endless!!!

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So I finally received this very short reply from Michael -


wow! Those are some great ideas thank you! We will take them all under consideration... Thanks for all your love and support!

XOXOXOXM

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So that's it. I have no idea if there's going to be a Ceesau fanclub, or what they've got planned, but at least I have planted the seed........

mwahuhuhuhuhuh!!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Kyle and Jackie O are back in action! Again!!!!!!!

So the saga seems like it may finally be over.

A report on Yahoo states -

Radio duo Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O will return to radio next week, their employer Austereo says.

The 2Day FM shock jocks have been off air since August 3 following outrage over a live on air stunt a few days earlier in which a 14-year-old girl was strapped to a lie detector and quizzed about her sexual history.

In a statement on Thursday afternoon, Austereo chairman Peter Harvie and chief executive Michael Anderson said they were standing by the duo, who would be back on air on Tuesday.

"Through an internal review, 2DAYFM has identified certain procedures that allowed this segment to go to air," the statement said. "Following this review, 2DAYFM stands behind Kyle and Jackie O."

The statement said the station had implemented new procedures. "The station has implemented new structures and systems in relation to the use of time delay, pre-recording and procedures dealing with interviews, to avoid a repetition of the occurrence on 29 July 2009," it said. "2DAY FM and Kyle and Jackie O understand the gravity of this matter, sincerely regret the segment and apologise to the participants and audiences who were offended."

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!

Can we all say this is over??????????????

Jewels xxoo

Michael Weatherly, my husband, doing a promo video for Australia!!!!

Here's a channel 10 video of my gorgeously gorgeous husband, Michael Weatherly.

Yay!!!!

Actually it's just me showing off now I can embed youtube vids on my blog!!!

And he mentions Magnum PI!!!!

Jewels xxoo

p.s - GOD HE'S GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!

Australia's Dancing With the Stars fighting feud gets hot as judges feel the heat!!!

My other gripe this week is Australia's Dancing with the Stars.

Apparently it comes down to one thing.

The judges are old, obselete has-beens.

Our Judges are Todd McKenny, who starred in the movie, Strictly Ballroom, along with hostess Sonia Kruger, is a poofy wanker that hasn't danced professionally in about a decade.

Helen is an ex professional who also hasn't danced in decades, but does judge.

And Mark, who owns his own dance studio but doesn't dance professionally.

As I said, old obselete has-beens.

Anyhoo, three couples were taught the West Coast Swing by a professional couple that was brought in from America to teach them.

But that's where the shit starts.

Everything the judges told Luda and Lincoln after they danced not only confused them, but all the other contestants as well.

Luda asked for clarification because she was confused, and they didn't take it lightly.

The whole thing can be shown here -
http://au.tv.yahoo.com/dancing-with-the-stars/video/-/watch/14978068/luda-takes-on-helen/


So now Charles, the imported instructor, has had a small say about the judges after dancing on Sunrise with his partner.

Seen here - http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/sunrise/video/index.html?p=2


Either way, we get to see the showdown this Sunday when the show's on again.

But personally, it's time the judges were replaced by professionals that actually KNOW what the hell they're talking about.

So to Todd, Helen and Mark, it's time to piss off and let judges who ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT do the job instead!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Kyle and Jackie O are not to blame claim ''raped'' girls' Aunts and cousin!!!

Well it would seem that the story of Kyle and Jackie O is ongoing. While being in hiding, and banned from saying anything at all my their network, AusStereo, the girls' aunts and cousin has now done a story on Channel 9's, A Current Affair.

Wonder how much they got paid for it????

So the two aunts were sitting there, being interviewed by Tracy Grimshaw (who was done over by Gordon fucking Ramsey), asking them personal, intimate questions about their niece.

However!!!!!

They were too afraid to show their ''actual faces'' on tv. They were blurred.

Talk about gutless!!!!

They blamed the girl for lying, claiming she had not been raped and had ''had sex'' with the boy. Apparently, according to one aunt who wasn't even there at the time, the girl, the boy and another girl were all in the bedroom. The aunt claimed they ''would have been drunk''.

What!?!?!?! You mean you don't know???? Of course you don't you dumb bitch, because you weren't there. What you're doing makes you as bad as your fucking sister, who knew, and STILL dragged her daughter into the radio station.

What it comes down to is this. The girl has problems. On channel 9 a year or so ago, we had a reality tv show, that followed our cops around, tracking down runaway kids, people etc, and this particular girl was one of them.

Yes, she caused a lot of problems for her mother, and the aunt claimed the mother left her home to move in with her daughter to help her for almost two months.

That in itself didn't make much sense. And this family wonders why it's screwed in the head.

But still not the point.

The point is, this daughter has not received counselling of any kind, and the mother is fucked in the head.

I can see where she gets it from, so's her sister.

Even the cousin claimed the girl was a liar and making it all up.

And their general consensus was, that they did damage to Kyle and Jackie O and not the other way around. That they felt sorry for Kyle for what he'd been put through.

I wholeheartedly agree!!!!!!

But the family is still screwed in the head!!!!

Regardless, the girl has problems and needs help, the mother needs a good punch in the head, and the family is as bad as each other.

One way or another, Kyle is not to blame, as it still comes down to the mother who dragged an underage child through all the shit she has.

THE FUCKING MOTHER NEEDS HER FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Aqua are back with a new song about the retro 80's.

Talking about retro 80's, Aqua are back from the 90's with a song about the 80's.

Confused?

Not me. It's not my favourite Aqua song, but the words are hilarious.

CNBC's Erin Burnett sucks it up as she claims it was a joke. It was no joke, and we AUSSIES'S HATE YOUR GUTS!!!

Something recently happened on American tv, that I will let you all know about before having my say!!!!

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has been labelled a serial killer on US TV. Erin Burnett, an anchor on American financial news channel CNBC, launched a verbal attack targeting Rudd following his government's decision to spend $A19 million to cull feral camels in the outback.......

"There is a serial killer in Australia and we are going to put a picture up so we can see who it is," a stern-faced Burnett said during a segment on CNBC on Tuesday.

A large photo of Rudd was then shown.

"That would be the prime minister of Australia Kevin Rudd," Burnett said. "OK well do you know what he is doing? He has launched air strikes - air strikes - against camels in the outback."

Burnett, with a stuffed toy camel sitting in front of her, broke away from her usual analysis of stock movements on Wall St to vent about the camel cull. She raised the issue during a segment with CNBC's colourful financial guru Jim Cramer.Burnett said there are one million camels living wild in Australia and the animals would be shot.

"They are slaughtering them?" Cramer, looking shocked, asked Burnett.

"They are slaughtering them," Burnett replied.

She also complained the meat and milk from the camels would be wasted. "Apparently there is a billion dollars of meat out there," Burnett said.

"Are they going to do anything with it?" Cramer asked.

"No. They're just slaughtering them," she said.

"That's genocide. Camelcide," Cramer commented.

Burnett then told Cramer she hoped Australians would see her segment. "I hope they have this on in the morning in Australia," she said.

As the discussion came to a close the photo of Rudd re-appeared on the screen.

"There he is," Burnett said. "That is the man who approved it."

Burnett is a former anchor with Bloomberg TV and a vice president at financial company Citigroup. She has a loyal male following in the US and is a favourite of US men's magazine Maxim.

In 2007 she posed for a risque photo shoot for Maxim that included a topless cover. She also made Maxim's top 10 "Hottest News Anchor" list.

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So, now is the time for me to get VERRRRYYYYY BITTTCCCHHHYYYYY!!!!!

For those that read this blog, you know MANY THINGS piss me off no end!!!!

And as much as I hate our Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, calling him a serial killer is the dumbest thing known to man!!!!!!

I've called him a lot of things, but not that.

So here we go peoples, buckle in and hold on tight!!!!!

WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT BITCH THINK SHE IS!!!!!!!!

THIS IS MY COUNTRY AND WHAT WE DO IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!!

Seriously, Erin Burnett, who the fuck DO YOU think you are. Stating that we are launching an AIR STRIKE against 1 MILLION rogue camels that are destroying our outback.

First off, you extremely dumb bitch, WE don't launch air strikes, let alone against fucking camels! What a fucking waste of money and time that would be!!!!

Secondly, why don't you try getting your facts straight before opening your stupid fucking mouth and making a complete and total dick of yourself!!!!!!

Thirdly, what we do in this country to keep our sustainability going is ALSO none of your fucking business!!!

Fourthly, those 1 million camels destroy 14 million dollars worth of fences, food and crops each year that the Australian public DON'T GET!!!! The farmers are constanly redoing fences and it costs US!!! THE WHOLE OF AUSTRALIA'S TAX PAYING CITIZENS!!!!!

Kevin Rudd is a lot of things, but a serial killer, he is not. You obviously have no idea about Australia and what we do, and how we do it, but I KNOW for a fact, that America has it's own problems with wild and rogue animals.

So why don't you try shutting your mouth and sorting out your own country's problems before shooting your mouth off about ours?

Singer, Pink, did the same thing over our sheep, and when she finally bothered to find out why we do it, she apologised. But then, she was coming here to do 50+ concerts so she obviously felt the need to make amends.

So Erin, now you're saying that you were joking. Your deadpan jokes obviously don't go down to well on tv. Which is why you're now claiming it was a joke. Because we've all blasted the shit out of you and you're now feeling the pain of our Aussie wrath.

That'll teach you, you factless, brainless, idiotic bitch.

I hope you lose your job over this, SO GO BACK TO APPEARING IN MAXIM MAGAZINE!!!!

Sucked in!!!

Jewels xxoo

ps - I sent a letter to CNBC -

Hello,

could you please fire Erin Burnett, for her stupidly thought out ''supposed deadpan joke'' about Australia, camels and Kevin Rudd.

As a proud Australian, I'm not only appalled, but thoroughly disgusted, that such an educated person could shoot their mouth off so freely without knowing all the facts.

But the fact is, Erin should have kept her idiotic big mouth shut and not said anything. She has no idea what goes on in this country, and so has no rights to indulge in her juvenile behaviour on international tv, by ridiculing Australia, and how it copes and deals with wild animls.

1 million wild camels cause $14 million worth of damage each year. Why the hell should farmers have to continually fix their fences and renew their crops.

And ALL of Australia's tax payers pay for it.

Erin needs to keep her mouth shut when it comes to things she has no idea about.

Sack her, or get her off the air!!!

Jewels Diva.
www.jewelsdiva.com.au

CSI New York is NO LONGER back on Australian tv!!!!! FUCK YOU CHANNEL 9!!!!!!

So here we go again. Channel 9 here in Australia, has once again taken CSI New York OFF THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!

The cast may have celebrated their 100th ep, but we'll be lucky if we even see it!!!!
CHANNEL 9 ARE ABSOLUTE PAINS IN MY ARSE. They stop and start shows, yank them off air after one ep, axe them, change them, re-arrange them, and THEN tell us that the show's not getting enough veiwers.

WELLL DUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

How the fuck can a show get viewers if you keep yanking the damn thing off.

And channel 10 does the same thing with Numb3rs, started the new season then yanked it off. And I have no idea if that will come back. They show NCIS (my Mikey) and go into repeats when the season has finished. Mikey makes it rate well, but then you can't blame millions of women for wanting to perve at him.

Channel 9 shows all CSIs, and treats Miami like shit as well. They started showing The Mentalist on a Sunday night, it rated well, changed it to Wednesday night (opposite Criminal Minds) and IT BOMBED!!!! I had to tape it while I watched CM on channel 7.

Which brings me to channel 7, they show CM on Wednesdays these days, and now that season 4 has finished (poor Hotch got shot) they're repeating eps, which does well in ratings.

We have a lot of CBS shows, considering CBS has got the most shows over the other American networks.

Channel 7 shows - The Amazing Race, Criminal Minds, Ghost Whiperer, How I Met Your Mother.

Channel 9 shows - 48 Hours, The Big Bang Theory, Cold Case, CSIs, The Mentalist, New Adventures old Christine, Survivor, Two and half Men, Without a Trace.

It used to show Young and Restless, but that was kicked off!!!!!

Channel 10 shows - Harper's Island (but treated like shit by the network), Medium (which was picked up by CBS not long ago), NCIS, Numb3rs, Rules of Engagment, Bold n Beautiful and David Letterman.

It also had, over the years, Jericho, Melrose Place, 90210, and Twin Peaks. And we had our own Big Brother until it got the axe last year!!!!!

Over the years we've had our own The Price is Right, and we currently have our own 60 Minutes.

But regardless of all of that, and their promises of all these great shows that will screen every year and then don't, ALL OF THE NETWORKS ARE ARSEHOLES!!!!!!!!

I had to tell Carmine his show wasn't on AGAIN!!!!!!. He didn't take it well!!!!!!

And decided to take the matter into his own hands and use the power of persausion!!!!

Also known as a gun!!!!!

And then he recruited Eddie to help him take down the head of channel 9, and teach him a lesson in tv programming etiquette!!!!

And when he came home, he bragged all about it as he told me the ''tricks'' he used on the network programmer.

He was so proud!!!!

Dontcha just love him!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Kyle and Jackie O are still in a shithole, and Kyle has lost his tv hosting job!!!

OKKKKAAAAYYYYYY, so here we go again!

Now channel 10 has sacked Kyle from Australian Idol. As one of the judges, he took over from Dicko (Ian Dickson, then a judge) a couple of years back.

Channel 10's excuse?

''We are a family show and Kyle no longer fits in with our family theme.''

Or some such nonsense!

And their radio show has been put into ''recess''.

Yeaaahhhhhh!!!!! Surrrreeeee!!!!!!

What a fucking crock of shit!!!!!!!!

Why the hell should he get the sack when he's right. He's been saying for the last week, since it happened, that the media was out to get him, by continually blaming him, and barely blaming the mother.

Although Kyle never blamed the mother I sure as hell do!!!!!

That bitch of a skank took her 14 year old daughter into the radio station, signed a CONSENT FORM for the daughter to be strapped to the lie detector, and then sat there asking questions, along with Kyle and Jackie, about her daughter's sexual behaviour.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MOTHER!!!!!

I know, I said that last time. But I just had to repeat it, as it's true!!!!

NO ONE is having a go at the stupid mother, and Kyle gets the sack, and now they could lose their radio show!!!!

There is SERIOUSLY something wrong with that.

I don't always agree with what Kyle and Jackie say or do, but we have freedom of speech here in Australia, and they damn well didn't do anything wrong.

Yes Kyle said something stupid, and Jackie shut down the interview, but THE DAUGHTER TOLD HER MOTHER TO STOP LAUGHING.

The mother ADMITTED KNOWING ABOUT THE RAPE, AND THAT SHE FOUND OUT A FEW MONTHS AGO!

Something is SERIOSULY WRONG WITH THE MOTHER!!!

Why the fuck didn't she get her daughter help instead of dragging her to a radio station to try and win Pink tickets.

I don't give a fuck what the prize was, YOU DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR DAUGHTER KNOWING WHAT SHE'D BEEN THROUGH.

The fucking mother is the only one to blame as she's supposedly the parent of an underage girl who cannot consent to a lie detector test.

THE BITCH SHOULD BE HUNG!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

First Magnum p.i, then MacGyver! How many more shows from the 80's are we getting back on tv? And when are we getting them??????

It's been Magnum p.i. on channel 7, and now MacGyver is back on channel 10.

Talk about nostalgia. I know CBS screens eps of MacGyver online, and now we're screening them on tv.

Ahhhhh, time to remember the good old days.

It's true you know. That's all he needed to do anything. Fly a plane, dismantle a bomb. You name it, he did it!

And if I say so, he looked good doing it. The original action man.

However, I'm old enough to remember Richard from his General Hospital Days, as Dr. Jeff Webber. Brother-in-law of Dr. Leslie Webber, husband to Dr. Heather Webber.

Ahhh, those so weren't the days!!!!!

But my fondest and most lengthiest memories, are of Stargate!

The original movie was good enough, with Kurt Russell, but Richard MADE the character!!!!!

And he's to ONLY reason I watched all 8 seasons of the show.

I didn't like it when he left, and stopped watching the show after that.

Pity!

Jewels xxoo

p.s - can you say ...... muscles!!!!!