Australia's Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is galavanting around the universe while Australia goes broke!!!

Well peeps, consider yourself lucky. You're getting not one, not two, but THREE posts today, mainly because I won't be back untill next weekend.

I'll be having surgery on Tuesday, so I'll post about it next weekend, but for now, here's my third post for today.

Our PM Kevin Dudd can't seem to stay home, he's over in some country at some convention, talking about everyone else but us. Now it seems that he wants to give OUR money to small island nations so they can survive.

FUCK YOU ARSEHOLE NO YOU DON'T!!!!

I'm writing you this letter you dumb arse.

Dear Dickhead,

yes Kevie, I mean you. It would seem that since becoming prime minister, you have let the power go to your head. It's not good enough that your mega rich wife Therese has money to burn, but you seem to think the rest of the nation does too!

Not only are you continually giving it away to some island nation, ie: Indonesia, but you now think that you can just throw it away by throwing it at some dumb arse emissions trading scheme that we don't need and will only make this country a third world country.

It will send us so broke that we will not survive. You want to tax us up the wazoo and yet will not give pensioners any more money to survive on. Workers strike continually to get a raise. What will be the point now that you'll be taking all of our money.

We will all have to pay more for everything and it's all because of you, you arsehole!!!

I hope and pray to God that you do not win the election next year. You are the worst son of a bitch that has ruled this country in decades. John Howard needs to come back so he can get the shit you created sorted out.

I hope the people that voted you in are now regretting it big time. You are wrecking this country and by the time you go there will be nothing left.

Thanks for leaving nothing for my future children and grand children you stupid, idiotic dumb arse of an arshole!

Not happy Jewels xxoo


So, as you can tell, I am still not happy with our dumb arse prime minister. He is sending us broke and will turn us into a wasteland.

YOU'RE AN ARSEHOLE KEVIN RUDD!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

What does Equality mean to you? Apparently not much to some!

Recently I heard about a website - travelsisters.com.au who has been taken to court for being sexist and non equality.

What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anyhoo. The story goes, that this website is for women only. To plan little holidays and get togethers for themselves and their girlfriends, so they can get manis, pedis, massages, scrubs, rubs and what not.

Apparently some knob didn't like that and took them to court, where a female judge claimed they could not prove there was a ''need'' for their service.

That pissed me off.

A FEMALE JUDGE SIDED WITH THE KNOB!!!!

I'm all about equality, but I think some people have no idea what it actually means. Most people think it means everything has to be unisex, so men and women can partake in the activity of the establishment.

To me, that's bullshit.

To me, equality means that men and women DO NOT have to share. Equality is all about the right to have something for women only, or men only. I don't care that men want their clubs and pubs for themselves. But why would men give a shit about women only having stuff for themselves?

It reminds me of the Miss Australia Quest from about 10 years ago now. It had always been for young ladies to go through the competition and come out the other end as Miss Australia. But then some dickwad had to protest about it being sexist and that it should be for men and women and so he took them to court so he could run and then low and behold, the knob won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me and knock me down with a God damn feather!!!!!

I seriously don't know why some men and women get so worked up about some things not being for them.

Guys, if you don't like the fact it's just for women, and gals, if you don't like the fact it's just for men, then who gives a shit. Don't get your fucking knickers in a knot, go and start one up for yourself.

I like that there are women only gyms, clubs, whatever. I don't want to get perved at, or leered at, or slobbered over by some gross, sweaty, fat bastard who's only there to get a woman.And even then, you know he's so not getting one.

BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So my point is, pull your head out of your arse and get over yourself people. Equality does not always mean sharing. Equality means you can have one of your own without worrying about the opposite sex. The old saying yours, mine, ours! Some for the guys, some for the gals, and some to share.

Now, back to this judge. Who the fuck does she think she is, and who was the knob that protested. Don't know, but I hope it goes by the way of the website owner. Quite frankly it sucks that she comes up with something just for women and some knob and a judge had to be fuckwits and get stupid over it.

Jewels xxoo
　

CSI Magazine has ended and that means NO MORE CSI NEW YORK

I haven't been here all week and I bet you all thought the bloody zombies had gotten me right?

Wrong, although the nightmares have abated, the zombie movies keep coming. But let's get onto some devastating news.

Yes peeps, that's right. Titan magazines have ended the CSI magazines ending on the current edition of CSI Miami.

That means there will be no more CSI New York.

BOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

No more Carmine Giovinazzo to drool over peeps!!!!

The magazine details are here - Titan Magazines

But you can still get the 3 CSI New York magazine Carmine picks from my photobucket -

Magazine 1

Magazine 2

Magazine 3

Poor Carmine fans, poor me, at least now I know why I haven't been able to find it at my local newsagent.

Enjoy everyone.

Jewels xxoo

Why are there so many Zombie movies on tv lately?

What is it with the rash of zombie movies on tv lately.

Every Monday night there's a pommie show called Dead Set on SBS. It's a show set in the world of the U.K's Big Brother and the contestants being trapped in the house as the world gets zombiefied.

Then afterwards, there's a zombie movie. Last week was the Spanish original ''Rec'', which was remade last year. About a reporter following two firemen to a callout and then getting trapped in the apartment building because of a plague thing.

Tonight there's one about mutated tree sap infecting people. Saturday night I watched Dawn of the Dead on channel ten.

I went to bed a 1:30 am and couldn't sleep for fear of being bitten.

It would seem that the last month or so has been zombiefied.

28 Days Later has also been on.

Now there's a new computer game about 10,000 zombies or something, and Woody Harrelson in a new movie called Zombieland.

I don't know what it is about zombie movies, or why they've been on, but I am bizarrely drawn to them and then find myself not being able to sleep.

Only got myself to blame.

Jewels xxoo

Australia's Prime Minister Kevin Rudd gives out free stomach stapling!!!!

Apparently our dickhead Prime Minister, Kevin Dudd, now wants to give overweight aboriginals stomach stapling for free.

What about overweight pensioners? What about overweight dole people? What about overweight teenagers?

What about the rest of us Kevie?

If you dole out free shit to the aboriginals, then you'd better be prepared to dole out freebies to the rest of us.

Personally, I don't think people should bother with stomach stapling, you should just get off your arse, exercise and watch what you eat.

Why the fuck should they get freebies when the majority sit on their arse on the dole, smoke, drink, get drunk and be pains in the arse to everyone else.

Aboriginals aren't any more worthy than the rest of us. They weren't here first. This country is not theirs.

Believe me Kevie, you're going to have a big problem on your hands if you give them more freebies than anyone else.

Let's see how you deal with that!

Maybe we should all stand in line out the front of parliment house and start demanding our freebies!

Jewels xxoo

12 year old boy taken to court over receiving a stolen Freddo Frog. WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!

Recently, there's been a story about a young boy who got a Freddo frog from his friend.

Turns out, the friend stole the Freddo, but the boy may not have known that at the time.

What this comes down to, is a law that says you can be arrested and charged with receiving stolen goods.

My problem with that is, what do you do if you don't know it's stolen?

The cops took the boy who received the frog from his friend to court and wanted him charged. But what happended to the little shit who knicked it in the first place. No one's mentioned him at all, and as far as anyone knows nothing's happening to him.

Sometimes the law is an arse. A bloody stupid dumb arse!!!

The story is below -

Jewels xxoo


Police in Western Australia have dropped charges against a 12-year-old boy accused of receiving a stolen chocolate frog.

The boy yesterday pleaded not guilty to the charge in Northam Children's Court. Police allege he received the 70-cent chocolate from a friend who had stolen it from a supermarket. The Aboriginal Legal Service (ALS) described the case as trivial and said it showed police were targeting Aboriginal youths.

Police Commissioner Karl O'Callaghan says the matter will be referred to the state's Juvenile Justice Team. "We've asked for that matter to be withdrawn from court and sent to the Juvenile Justice Team," he said. "It probably should have gone there in the first place, but one of the things is that the police officers had contrary information. "So we think the court would send that particular young person back to the Juvenile Justice Team and we've asked for that to be done straight away."

Right decision

Aboriginal Legal Service spokesman Peter Collins told ABC Local Radio it is the right decision. "The bottom line is it shouldn't have gotten to this. It's pretty clear the media attention this matter has generated has been the catalyst for this decision today," he said.

Attorney-General Christian Porter says he supports the police decision to withdraw the charges."In all the circumstances, that appears to me to have been a good decision," he said. "But there's more and more information coming to light about this individual case as we move forward and it's not appropriate for me to comment on it in detail whilst it's before the courts."

Dr. Who's David Tennant and Twilight's Robert Pattinson in a movie together. Guess which one!

I was watching a little movie the other night and thought how spiffy one of the supporting actors looked. He went by the name Cedric Diggory and looked like this -

However, most of you would know him as Edward Cullen -

That's right people, Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire. Although I'm sure most Robert fans would know that. He looks so different, doesn't he!

Why had we not heard or seen Cedric before this movie. Why do characters that are supposed to be at Hogwarts only pop up when needed throughout the movies?

Also in the movie, in a small bit part, was a very slippery character, Barty Crouch Junior -

Or you may know him as the VERY spiffy and quite sexy Dr. Who!!!

David Tennant IS THE BEST DR. WHO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Robbie Williams and his Take That reunion was bullshit!!!!

Well, well, well, for days, weeks, months, years, almost decades, people having been daydreaming and gossiping about a Take That reunion.

15 years after Robbie left (1995) he was reunited on stage for a charity concert with the four other members of TT.

Now for some, it's been a long time coming, but from what I saw, it was a waste of time.

First he came out on stage and hugged the boys after they sang, then sang himself. But they weren't together.

And then at the end, TT were singing with Paul McCartney and Robbie came out, but then so did everyone else, to sing the song to finish the night.

BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!!! IT WAS NOT A TAKE THAT REUNION PEOPLE GET OVER IT!!!!!!!

I've read all the books on Robbie, TT, and Gary's My Take, which just went to show what a greedy, money hungry, selfish, self centred twat he was. Robbie was right to be angry and upset.

And if Nigel Martin Smith is as big a knob as has been said, then I'm on Rob's side. He was treated like shit and hopefully, has finally dealt with all the pain and shit he went through.

Although, considering he was on stage with the boys, it looks like he has finally gotten past it all. I've also read that he has spent time talking to Gary, trying to sort everything out. Wonder how that went!

Jewels xxoo

Bitches who treat their men badly. They need to be shot in the head!!!!

Okay peoples, this post was inspired by the recent convo I had with Scoman on Twitter.

It's all about women and what they do to men.

Now I am the first to say men are absolute dogs, arseholes, bastards, rapists, woman beaters, peadophiles, maggots, morons, dickheads, wankers etc, etc, etc.

HOWEVER!!!!!

Some women can be the most self absorbed, self centred, self obsessed, self motivated, pain in the arse control freaks I've ever seen.

I've watched enough Dr. Phil and Oprah to see this is true.

Women are all about themselves when it comes to relationships. And in this sense, I'm talking about what they do to really decent men.

There are some in the world you know, if you were surprised by that comment.

I was watching an episode of Dr. Phil once, and he was counselling a couple. She was complaining that since being married they didn't do anything together anymore. He would come home, play games with the kids, or go and spend an afternoon or two playing basketball with his mates.

Phil asked her what her problem was. She said, ''he doesn't spend time with me, we don't spend time together.''

Phil asked her what she wanted him to do with her. She said, in a very whiny voice, ''I don't know, scrapbooking maybe.''

The whole audience pissed themselves laughing, and so did I.

Phil looked at her incredulous. Then said, ''are you kidding me?''

The husband sat there and said, ''I'm not into scrapbooking, why would I do it.''

And that's just ONE couple where I've heard the woman bitch and whinge and moan and groan about their husbands not doing what they want them to.

I have heard and seen women be all nice, prim and proper while being courted and wooed by their man, then they become bridezillas, then they become the bitch wife from hell.

You'd think the men would get out while they're in the bridezilla phase, but while some might, others unfortunately, do not.

So once the woman has her fingernails firmly planted in the husband's buttocks, they start grinding their new husband down, down, down. Down into a pile of worthless, soulless, brainless dust, only to rebuild them back up by slowly adding a bit of water here, and a bit of water there. And then they finally have the husband THEY REALLY WANTED, but just couldn't find because they are such cold, heartless bitches.

Women think picking and nagging will get a husband to do what they want. Maybe in the beginning, this is true. But after years and years of it, the husband will finally get jack of it and have an affair with a woman who treats them better, or they'll leave, leaving the wife wondering why the marriage fell apart.

TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR BITCH, AND YOU'LL SEE WHY THE LEFT!!!

I am so sick and tired of hearing women whinge and bitch about how the garbage doesn't get taken out, the kids don't get fed and bathed, the washing doesn't get done, the dusting isn't done, the lawn isn't mowed, the yard isn't cleaned, she doesn't get enough sex, etc, etc. And that's with the women who work while the husband stays at home.

Then there's the women who stay home and look after the kids.

FIRST OFF, STOP HAVING KIDS!!!!!

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!

Then you won't have anything to bitch about, although I'm sure you'd still find something.

Everytime I see a woman who stays at home with the kids, she's vacuuming, dusting, washing, cleaning, wiping, bitching, whinging, whining, EVERYDAY!!!

Personally, I don't see how you need to do all of that EVERYDAY, and I'm wondering if they're making more work for themselves than necessary, just so they have something to whinge about when the husband gets home. And the the poor husband gets home and just wants to sit on the couch for half and hour because he's been slugging his guts out at work to provide the money for her to keep a roof over her head, and a car in the yard, food on the table, clothes on her back, shoes on her feet and SHE STILL FINDS THINGS TO WHINGE ABOUT.

When will women get that men are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO THEM!!!!!??????

Women don't get it. The whole, do unto others as you'd have them do to you, and show respect and you'll get it in return etc. How many experts have to write books and constantly tell women that men act differently, talk differently, think differently.

Dr. Phil, Dr. John Grey, HELLLOOOOO, Men are from Mars, Women from Venus.

Although I remember a line from the Jamie Foxx show years ago - Women are from Venus, Men are from Uranus, but that's for men who are complete arseholes, and not for the decent ones that get screwed over by bitches.

I have seen so many shows, where the girlfriend/wife dictates about what ''he gets to keep''. Which is nothing because she throws it all out, and OF COURSE she gets to keep everything she owns.

Men may have double standards, but women have really fucked up double standards. What's mine is mine, what's yours gets thrown out, and what's left of you is mine too. Cause you got no brain and I've got your balls in a jar on the bedside table!!!!!

FUCK YOU BITCH, PULL YOUR HEAD OUT, GROW A FUCKING BRAIN AND GET OVER YOURSELF.

Women show NO RESPECT to their man, and when they do, which would be by shutting the fuck up and stop whinging, then maybe they'll get more out of their husbands.

I used to think women were the stronger sex, the better sex, but sometimes, I'm just plain embarrassed at what some women do. In fact, there are times I'm embarrassed by the human race, and disgusted to the point I wish I wasn't a part of it. Because quite frankly, sometimes the human race should be shot in the head.

A very pissed off Jewels xxoo

My gorgeously gorgeous husband, NCIS star, Michael Weatherly, has a new website for his music!!!!

Well, I haven't posted enough about my gorgeously gorgeous husband, Michael Weatherly, but I did find these two new pics from the set thanks to Mark Horowitz.

SIGHS ..........................

Anyhoo, to let you all know, Michael has a new website for his music - http://michaelweatherlymusic.com/

It also has links to his IMDB bio, the video for The Sentimental Conversation, his music, and the official CBS youtube page so you can watch NCIS bits and bobs.

Tv.com also has the transcript of his live chat from Nov 3 at their website - http://www.tv.com/story/19116.html

So if you have software on your pc that allows you to record his music, do so. Melt into his gorgeous blue eyes and turn into a puddle of goo as you listen to his voice.

Yes peeps, I will share him with you today.

Jewels Weatherly xxoo

Toby Moulton quits Australian Idol. WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!!

This year on Australian Idol, all the contestants were wittled down to the rudimentary top 12. Amongst the 12 was Toby Moulton, a 30 year old South Australian school teacher.

Now, as much as he was at the top range in age, he showed talent and made his way to the final 5!

He claimed he wanted to show the kids he taught that they should go for whatever they wanted in life and never stop, to always follow their dreams, etc, etc, yada yada.

However, this week, he quit!!!!

Here's one reason -

Schoolteacher and Australian Idol contestant Toby Moulton, who was down to the last five remaining in the competition, has decided to withdraw from the program with reasons saying he preferred the classroom to the spotlights.

The 30-year old has come to realise that he does not want a career in the music business, and believes it would be unfair to the younger contestants who are working hard and striving for a place in the music industry.

The show, which pulls in over 1million viewers a week has already made singers Jessica Mauboy, Guy Sebastian, Shannon Noll and Wes Carr famous and sees’s the decision made by Moulton as “brave and noble”.

The schoolteacher said “To my school kids … all of Australia knows how much I care about you all and how much I love my job. I think it’s taken this experience to realise this.” But he will miss all the fans he accumulated throughout his time on the show.

With only 4 contestants left in the competition, Nathan Brake, James Johnston, Stan Walker and Hayley Warner will avoid elimination, and receive an automatic buy into the next round due to the teachers withdrawal.

WHAT A FUCKING CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT BRAVE AND NOBLE??????????????

All it does is teach the kids that while they strive hard for their dream, it's okay to pull out at the last moment coz you may not win, and if you do your life is ruined. And oh yeah, it's okay to be useless and stupid while you're at it.

His actions contradict the reasons he tried out for idol way back in May. And for a school teacher, what the hell does that say about morales, principles and standards.

When he was on the Aussie show, The 7pm Project, last night, he was asked, ''if you were approached to record an album, would you consider it?''

After much umming and ahhing, he finally said he would consider it.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

CONTRADICTING YOURSELF AGAIN!!!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK IDOL WOULD GIVE YOU THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER RECORD CONTRACT.

As far as I'm concerned he's an absolute DICKHEAD LOSER!!!!!

If he took another record contract, he would still have to spend time recording, touring, promoting etc, and it would be exactly the same as if he'd won on Idol. Although he'll never know if he could've won coz HE PULLED OUT!!!!

Which isn't unusual for a lot of men, pulling out at the last minute!!!!

And he doesn't even know if he still has a job back at the school he worked at, although they apparently love him there, and yet the school year is almost over, so really, WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT IN LEAVING NOW!!!!!

In my eyes, you suck Toby!!!

Jewels xxoo

Rumour has it Heather Locklear had Ashlee Simpson-Wentz fired from the new remake of Melrose Place. WHAT A BITCH!!!!

Well, it would seem that the Hollywood egos always get what they want.

The recent news is that Melrose Place is bombing so badly, that besides getting several original cast members back, they have now succeeded in getting Heather Locklear back on set as Amanda.

However, it would also seem, that in her contract she made sure she had EVERY right to do what she wanted and to get her way. Turns out, that on the first day on set, she had scenes with Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, and Heather didn't like her so much she started insulting her.

Apparently Heather believed Ashlee had no acting ability and was rather useless. So Heather ran off to tattle on Ashlee to the producers, and promptly the next day, Ashlee was fired from Melrose.

As I said, Hollywood egos are growing bigger and bigger, and God knows why since there's a recession going on. But producers were obviously so desperate to get some ratings that Heather was a coup. And she obviously had no job prospects considering she's a drunk.

Quite frankly Heather, you're a two faced bitch, and I thank God Melrose hasn't been on here, and even if it is, I certainly won't be watching it.

So I tracked down a gossip site and will post a story below, about what Jessica did to support her sister.

There's also a news report from the show claiming something different.

It would seem to me, since they're getting so many originals back, that maybe they should have hired them all back in the beginning to save themselves firing everyone in the event of HAVING to rehire the originals to revamp and revitalise the dismal ratings.

DUH!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Jessica Simpson puts family first.

After her sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was fired from "Melrose Place" - which Jessica had aggressively promoted via Twitter since posting a "Hooray for Melrose" tweet on October 20th - the 29-year-old singer is now using the microblogging service to bash her little sis's former show.

"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press," Jessica wrote.

According to the latest edition of Us Weekly, "Melrose Place" producers fired Ashlee because they "thought she couldn't act."

One anonymous source even said, "She's the worst actress, but nobody will tell her."

Another rumor has it that she was canned at the request of returning "Melrose" queen b---t Heather Locklear, who is set to appear on the new version of the show on November 17.

For her part, Ashlee was much more cordial in her parting shots. "Having the chance to play Violet on 'Melrose Place' has been a thrill," she wrote. "Thanks to the CW and the entire cast and crew of 'Melrose Place' for allowing me this opportunity."


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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz & Colin Egglesfield Dropped From 'Melrose Place'October 23rd.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been dropped from TV series Melrose Place. The singer/actress landed the role of Violet Foster, a small-town girl new to Los Angeles, in the remake of the 1990s soap opera. But Simpson-Wentz's part has now been cut from the show, along with co-star Colin Egglesfield's character Auggie Kirkpatrick.

Executive producer Todd Slavkin says, "We felt that once the murder mystery (involving their characters) was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift and (Simpson-Wentz's) character would move on."

Simpson-Wentz and Egglesfield took the news "like professionals" because they were warned they could be dropped from the program. Slavkin says, "They knew ahead of time (that leaving was a possibility); it wasn't a complete shock.

Halloween has been and now is gone here in Australia. Thanks bloody God!!!!

Well, well, well, Halloween has come and gone here in Australia, and thank bloody God for that!!!

Depending on where you live, there will either be an influx or not, of children running around the neighbourhood banging on your house, screaming 'Trick or Treat' in your face when you open the door.

For those that are prepared, we throw lollies into the plain plastic bags or pumpkin buckets they shove at us to fill with goodies.

Unfortunately, they don't always get what they want.

I've had a few experiences where kids thought they were being smart by hiding to the left of the door, or screaming and jumping at my face when I open the screen door to give them small bags filled with whatever junk food I'd bothered to buy the previous week. However, I also told them off for it, and had a go at them when they had claimed I hadn't given them anything, although I knew damn well I had just dumped a bag of lollies in their bag.

Over the years, kids have stopped coming, mainly because they've grown up or the family has moved away. So I no longer have to worry about an American tradition that really should not have been picked up by Australia.

Quite frankly kids, if you want lollies go buy the damn thing from the store. A least that way, you know it hasn't been poisoned by the person giving it to you, tee hee, and it's not all that expensive.

Halloween is just a way of kids getting free lollies from strangers. Which brings me to a particular phrase that we've been teaching our kids for years.

''DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS''

HELLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

So exactly WHAT IS THE POINT of Halloween???????????

Doesn't Halloween go completely opposite and AGAINST everything we taught our children. Although it is generally known that most children are abused/kidnapped by family members and friends, we still taught our kids about strangers.

''DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS''

Apparently that doesn't matter when it comes to Halloween. So kids, if you take candy from strangers, expect it to be poisoned to the point where you will collapse from whatever it is they injected into it, and you will be lured into their house and really bad, bad things will happen to you.

Yeah, that's the message we should now be telling our children, cause seriously, Halloween is just plain stupid and idiotic!

THANK GO IT'S OVER FOR ANOTHER YEAR!!!!!

Jewels xxoo