Lolcats and frostys! These crack me up!

This one has nothing to do with cats but it's xmassy anyway!

Oooohhhh spooky cats eyes. Imagine if he really did bring him home.

Spot the kitty!

Bahahahaha, such a cute jumper, but not a happy kitty.

HAPPY NEW YEARS PEEPS!!!! AND I'M 1 YEAR OLD!!!

Yes, it's new year's eve 2009, so don't get too pissed off your face and if you do, don't throw up in the street, the car, or your own bed. It really won't make you look good!

And bitchfest is 1 year old tomorrow, New Year's Day!!!! YAY!!!!

I nicked the pic from PinkNic coz I'm too lazy to look for one myself!!!

Yay!!!!

Although I have been wondering if the name hasn't gone against me. I only have 24 followers and while I am eternally grateful, I'm also wondering why I have not had hoards of people clicking on to follow my outrageousnous.

I came up with names like Jewel's Den of Debauchery, Jewel's Den of Deliciousness, etc, but I kept coming back to the fact that I started this blog to bitch about all and sundry.

So BITCHFEST STAYS!!!!

YAY!!!!!

Now, as I have followed other bloggers, a recurring theme keeps popping up, people doing things like rant/rave, things I love thursday etc, so, in an effort to reach more people who don't give a crap about me bitching, I will be adding more delicious things to talk about here at Bitchfest!

This month, having started my weekly tv review, although besides Supernatural being a bust story wise this week, and there being no CSI New York to drool over, I am starting a MY FAVOURTITE THINGS list.

Oprah may have started this thing but Jewels is doing her own thing.

So, my lists will be expansive. Ranging from fav song on the radio this week, fav cd I'm bashing on the player, fav new toy, gadget, doo daa, actor, singer, concert, dvd, aquisition, bag, clothes, jewellery, shoes, anything and everything etc, etc, etc.

I already have a massive amount of stuff to post about, starting with all the goodies I've bought this year in my journey to diva-ness. So I'll be posting pics over the next few weeks, and I have tonnes more stuff after that too.

I'll also be posting my fav lol catz pics, coz they just crack me up. I might add lol dogz too.

So expect more goodies from me peeps, but never fear, I will still bitch once or twice a week, like the post below, after all, that's why this blog's called Bitchfest.

But there will be so much more to Jewels than just bitching. You really will see the softer, more gentler side of Jewels *snorts*

YEAH RIGHT!!!

So get ready to stand by for lots of goodies peeps which I'm sure the gals, and maybe the guys (Scoman) will just gush all over.　

Jewels xxoo　　

Australia's Prime Minister Kevin Dudd lets more illegal boat people into the country.

So, it would seem that our dumb arse Prime Minister has ''allowed'' refugees, or refos as I call them into the country.

Personally, I think he's doing it just to piss me off.

ARSHOLE!!!

The refos are from Sri Lanka, the boat that was caught off our reef and taken to xmas island. Kevie seems to have softened and decided to let them come and stay. Faster than any other refos mind you.

Normally they have to go through extensive testing to find out even if they should be classified as a refo, and that takes awhile. But Kevie decided to speed things up for them and let them come here before everyone else.

ARSEHOLE!!!

Then there's the other refos who have been brought into Melbourne and Darwin to be tested because the camp on xmas island is overflowing to the point that they had to set up tents to house everyone.

STIFF SHIT!!!! LET THEM LIVE OUT IN THE OPEN AIR!!!!! WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE.

I don't mind people going through the legal way of immigrating here, but when you think shipping yourself off to another country is going to get you a new home to stay then I guess Australia is the place to sail to.

Our ex p.m, John Howard, had the right idea by sending them all home. Even the Minister of Sri Lanka said to send them home.

But no, Kevie just couldn't help himself. And just like the people of Aus who revolted against the Labour party when they went against John Howard's plan, Kevie too will soon learn that the public don't want these refos here. Just floating into our waters and getting free reign.

It's all about resources people. We just don't have them for the people we've got. We CANNOT support any more people.

The sea is melting, the power is wasting away, the air is thickening with choking smoke and smog.

The planet cannot support any more people, let alone this poor little country supporting any more than the 22 million we've already got.

Go home people, don't bother coming here. We don't want you. And Kevie, we don't want YOU either.

Jewels xxoo

Lol Cats pics. They just crack me up!!!!!

Okay, you dragged one more post out of me. For those that love cats, or hate cats but love weird pics, then Lol Cats I Can Has Cheezburger is for you.

So just for xmas, here's a couple of pics.

Strange lists and website's you've popped up on since being online!

Okay peeps, since I'm currently as sick as a dog with some head thing, sore throat, can't talk, stuffed sinus etc, I'm posting three posts for the week and then buggering off until next week.

I know, and just 3 weeks after having surgery which I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM. Let me tell you, don't sneeze while lying flat on your back, it rips your guts up. Especially mine which ripped up the area he'd gone probing in.

OUCH!!!!!

This one is just a quick thing to ask if anyone has google alerted themselves. As in signed on for google alerts about yourself. Of course, any self respecting blogger would, right?

Anyhoo, the latest alert I received told that I had made the ''LISTORIUS LIST''

All very weird the things we end up on when signed up to a blog, or Facebook, Myspace or Twitter, or the myriad of other websites to sign up to.

Just wondering if anyone else had a strange list or site they've popped up on since starting a blog etc.

Jewels xxoo

My weekly tv show review on Paris Hilton's Supernatural episode!

Well since it's xmas this week and new years next week there will be no CSI New York for awhile so I'll have to review other shows instead. Those that are on anyway.

It seems that channel 10 has been screwing around with shows again. After yanking off Supernatural for double eps of Stargate Universe in which Richard Dean Anderson doesn't look so fat after all, (although he's still better at being MacGyver), Supernatural is back on Monday nights now at 9:30 pm.

This weeks ep was the one with Paris Hilton and the only good part of this ep was when Sam chopped her head off after she whooped Dean's arse.

Here's an article from the time she was asked to do the ep -

PARIS Hilton may surprise many of her fans with her latest guise - a homicidal demon who attacks and slays her prey. The infamous party girl has joined heart-throbs Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki to film and episode of the spookalicious series Supernatural.

The people behind the small-screen series are gushing in their praise of the sex-tape celebrity's willingness to play along. Executive producer Eric Kripke was "quite frankly shocked that Paris agreed to do it". "If anyone ever wanted to see a bloodthirsty Paris attack and kill somebody, this is your chance," he said in a statement.

Excited writer Sera Gamble said the role was penned "just for her", adding that the fact she agreed to the shoot "speaks volumes about her sense of humour". "We go pretty funny and irreverent with this stuff, so expect that. She's flat-out awesome for playing along."

Paris, who is more airhead than heirhead since she was cut out of her hotel-chain owner grandfather's will, was the first to let slip the news via Twitter. "Love the show Supernatural. It rocks! So excited! :)" she tweeted.

For some Supernatural videos of interviews when the boys were here in Aus, head over to channel 10's Supernatural site.

Penned just for her huh! I can only hope that when I'm a famous celebrity, someone pens an episode of NCIS or CSI New York just for me ......Michaellllllll.......Carmine.........

Jewels xxoo

BITCH WHO LEFT HER CHILD IN THE CAR WHILE SHE WENT SHOPPING!!!!

Just yesterday a woman left her 18 month old son in the car while she went shopping. There were numerous reprts that she was gone for 20 minutes before ANYONE did something about it.

Finally a local man smashed in the back window while another man crawled in and pulled the child out. He then verbally laid into the woman for leaving the boy alone and good on him quite frankly. The bitch deserved it. The police and ambos were called and she kept saying sorry.

BIT LATE FOR THAT BITCH!!!!!

TO ANYONE WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR, YOU BASTARDS DESERVE TO LOSE YOUR CHILD AND YOU DESERVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR CHILD ABUSE.

Here's just one version of the story -


Police have reminded parents about the dangers of leaving children alone in parked cars over the Christmas period after a mother left her 18-month-old son unattended in a four-wheel-drive in a carpark in McGraths Hill in searing heat yesterday.

About 11am a member of the public noticed the child in the back of the vehicle in an open air carpark at a shopping complex on Windsor Road, McGraths Hills. The windows were wound up. It is estimated that the temperature could have been as high as 75 degrees inside the car. The member of the public then went into an electrical goods shop and the car’s registration details were broadcast over the public address system, with no-one coming forward.

The two members of the public then went back to the vehicle. At this stage the child was screaming and it appeared to be distressed. The two people then smashed a window of the car and the child was taken to a pharmacy, where he was given water to cool down. The child was in the car for about 20 minutes. Police and ambulance officers attended the scene and the child’s mother, a 34-year-old Richmond woman, was located.

It is understood she had been shopping inside the complex. The infant was taken to hospital as a precautionary measure. The woman has been spoken to by police and inquiries are continuing.

As the hot weather continues, police have reminded parents and carers to never leave children alone in parked cars, even for a few minutes.

Several points to remember include: On a hot day, the temperature inside a parked car can be as much as 30 to 40 degrees Celsius hotter than the outside temperature. So if the outside temperature is 30 degrees Celsius, the temperature inside the car could be as high as 70 degrees Celsius.

Most of the increase in temperature occurs within the first five minutes of the car being closed and left. Almost all of the rise in temperature will occur within 15 minutes. The temperature inside the car rises when the airflow decreases.

Having the window down slightly will only cause a small drop in temperature inside the car - there is no safe way to leave the child in the car alone. The temperature inside the car will be slightly higher if the car is dark in colour and if the car has large amounts of glass.

CSI New York weekly review and a bit of a bitch about my other fav shows!

MERRY XMAS FROM CARMINE AND THE CREW OF CSI NEW YORK!!!!!

I had this whole post already done and ready to go if it weren't for the damn thing shutting down on me and getting rid of what I'd written so I'll just mumble my way along.

Supernatural has been taken off, after showing for double eps but has now been removed for Stargate Universe, God, didn't Richard Dean Anderson look fat!

Now the only reason I'm really watching Super is I have a crush on Misha (Castiel). He used to work for Bill Clinton don't ya know.

So it looks like, since xmas is here, that EVERYTHING is being yanked off the air, *grumble, grumble* nothing will be back for awhile. Certainly not Numb3rs which has no current air date, just whenever the hell channel 10 feels like screwing with our minds. Not that they care if we all go to the network 10 forums and bitch about them.

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT US AND WHAT WE WANT!!!!

YOU SUCK CHANNEL 10!!!!!!!!!!

While I'd like this to become a weekly event, only if channel 9 keeps it on, and depending on how long over xmas it's not on, it may not happen.

So this could be the last review for some weeks.

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last nights ep was ep 13 of season 5, Rush to Judgement. Where Flack is accused of killing a young wrestler in lock up, etc,etc. But you all know why I'm talking bout New York peeps.

CARMINE GIOVINAZZO!!!!!!!

No pics to show but a few comments to make -

Some funny parts last night, one where he held the leg of the dead guy and said to Hawkes, ''I'm thinkin' christmas with the in-laws.'' The look on his face, lol.

Lindsay saying ''BOOM'' was NOT a good thing.

NOT ON YOUR FUCKING LIFE BITCH!!!!!!

Leave it to Danny sweetheart, you ain't got the magic touch. At least Carmine puts some sass into it thanks very much

Is anyone else noticing that more and more characters from other shows are now saying ''boom'' as well.

THIEVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR OWN SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING COPYCATS!!!!!!

Carmine singing Mr. Potato Head - the live version!

Carmine with chainsaws.

PWOARH!!!!!!

Bet he enjoyed that!!!!!

I did!!!!!!

Ironically, they are also showing repeats after the ep and had Superman on, not sure if it's from S2 or S3? And there's banter between Danny and Lindsay and she talks about football and Danny says ''that could be dangerous,'' she says, ''why?'' he says, ''I'll have to ask you to marry me.''

WOW DID SOMEONE HAVE A PREMONITION OR WHAT!!!!!!

Well that's my quick and easy review this week peeps, merry xmas, I'll be back next time.

Hopefully!!!!!

Jewels Giovinazzo Weatherly xxoo

p.s - doesn't Carmine look so damn cute as an elf!!!!!

Advertorials invading our brains through the magic of television!

I am bitching about advertorials today.

Not the danoz or guthy renker shows that air from 1-4 am in the wee hours of the morning, and not the shopping networks some countrys have on tv, like America's home shopping channel that sells the likes of Suzanne Somers and Kathy Ireland, but I'm talking about the adver-fucking-torials that air during the three, oops, make that two now that 9am with David and Kim has been axed, morning shows here in Aus.

The shows run for 2 hours, 9-11 am, although the Morning Show runs till 11:30, but if you take all of the hosts, guests and gossip out you're left with at least 1.5 hours of fucking advertorials.

And they have now invaded normal daytime shows by playing during the normal ad breaks. Proactive, Snuggies, Vacuum cleaners, they all pop up during the day on the crap shit networks we have.

WE'RE BEING INVADED PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The invasion of the ad snatchers began a long time ago, when companies would have small ads on shows, but now that most of these shows are nothing but advertorials, I'm ready to kill.

Last week, channel ten decided to axe 9am with David and Kim because there weren't enough veiwers. God knows why, they were being invaded by the subliminal messages in the ads on the networks and being made to pick up the phone and call them for their snuggie/proactive special today before they ran out.

People weren't watching anything else except for me. Who would flick between 7,9 and 10 in the vain hope of missing a dumb arse ad and hopefully seeing something of interest.

Unfortunately, even the gossip bloggers can't get their gossip right and just sit there making it up.

So, the day will never come unless we rise up as one and shout to the network heads that we've had enough of these bloody advertorials.

But they will not listen, even then. For money talks way too loudly in their ear, as though it's the devil sitting on the shoulder of the network exec, slyly talking about the millions he will and needs to make while the angel sits on the other, hopelessly trying to convince him otherwise.

No people, the advertorials will never go away, not while network heads want money, and not while brainless body snatched people are still calling up and giving their credit card details over the phone to complete strangers who may well be robots trained to suck your brain out of your head and down the line.

God help us all peoples!!!!!

a not yet body snatched Jewels xxoo

CSI New York's Help can't help Numb3rs from getting yanked off air again!

Well surprise surprise, CSI New York is still on air peoples. Can't say the same for Numb3rs on network 10, that's been yanked again boohoo.

Anyhoo, we saw season 5 ep 12 Help. Where brides to be race for a dress and one ends up dead. Sheldon also realises his ex girlfriend was a victim of the same rapist years ago but is taken of the case by Mac.

The best bits of course, are Carmine, so the only decent bits of the show were his scenes with Flack. So here you are peeps and fellow fans, some nice piccies to perve at.

Knobs who don't reply to the emails they tell you to send!!!!!!

Hey peeps, since I am still in pain from the surgery, damn gas they blew me up with affects the nervous system and the pain ping pongs around my body from my shoulder to my ribs to my other shoulder to my stomach, I'm posting this until next week as I will be busy auditing my life and catching up on stuff before rellies and xmas. Thus, once done, I will be posting pics of all the goodies I bought this year, clothes, hats, shoes etc so we can drool over girly goodies in my process to my fabulousness.

But for now, my bitch!

I want to bitch about people who ask you to email them and then they don't reply.

Awhile back, I read a book about money, and at the end of the book, the author gave her email add and said to email her with any questions etc.

So I did.

Did she get back to me?

NO!!!!!!!

Haven't heard a God damn thing!!!

SO WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT IN TELLING EVERY PERSON THAT READS THE BOOK TO EMAIL YOU!!!

Recently, I read a book about skin, and all the probs you can have etc and what you should do to fix it. Well, once again, at the back of the book the author left their email add to email them if I had any questions.

So I did.

Did they get back to me?

NO!!!!!!!!

Haven't heard a God damn thing!!!!!!!

So then why, for the love of God, do authors write their email add in the back of their books asking you, inviting you, almost demanding that you email them to confirm their deep seated need for attention and acknowledgement that they are popular, and then DON'T REPLY!!!!

It sucks, they suck and screw you!!!

I'm not emailing you anymore!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Why I've been gone for a week and never have this done to you.

Okay peeps, as I mentioned in one of last weeks post, I was not going to be around for the week due to surgery.

For years now, I've been having pain during my cycle, and after seeing a gynie back in August, he told me the likely cause was endometriosis. Where the lining of the uterus grows outside of itself into your other organs.

Fucking great, I thought, and decided to pay for the surgery instead of waiting on the public list.

Now, I had a laparoscopy, which means they blew me up with gas to open my stomach and body. So essentially I looked like octomum when she was pregnant.


They then stuck a teeny tiny tube into my belly button, shoved a camera inside and had a good look around at my privates.

After scraping that thing around inside of me, while I was lying naked on the table with strangers all around, they saw nothing wrong with me and sent me to recovery. Where I lay like a drunken sailor for an hour or so, without undies and without vomiting. Although I was quite dizzy and got panadol for the pain I did not yet feel.

So off I was wheeled into the day stay area of the hospital I had to pay for and there I lay, dizzy as a nutter after spinning around 100 times. After awhile I got up to be wheel chaired into the toilet but ended up throwing up instead. So back into the day stay area I went and sat on a jason recliner in pain.

After munching on some toast and sandwiches for hours, and bleeding out of my privates, my gorgeously gorgeous husband, Michael Weatherly took me home to nurse me back to health.

Two days later I called my doctor to find out what the prob was and he was in surgery so I awaited his call in pain. Turns out, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

I PAID FOR THE DOCTOR AND THE HOSPITAL JUST TO FIND OUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Anyhoo, turns out, all the pain I've been getting during my cycle is not to do with my privates and that was a big fat waste of money and pain. But at least I know there's nothing wrong with me.

Let me tell you people, if you need a laparoscopy, don't have it on your stomach. The pain is atrocious!!!!

still in pain Jewels xxoo

Numb3rs, CSI New York and Doctor Who! All on Aussie tv this week.

Okay peeps, I am back, but more about my absence in the other post.

This week, channels 10 and 9 both brought back my fav shows. And you know how I have bitched all year about how our networks put on, take off, pull off, throw on etc when it comes to shows.

Well, since summer viewing time is now here, as our regular shows have finished and the networks have yanked off the fast tracked new US series, ie: NCIS, NCIS L.A, Criminal Minds etc. But they have thrown on last years seasons of Numb3rs! Don't even know what ep we're up to, but let's hope it stays awhile.

And then there's, yes peeps, you guessed it ............CSI NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!

However, channel 9 seems to have completely jumped an ep. Yes, that's right, the network seems to have gone from ep 9 to ep 11. They completely jumped ep 10, The Triangle, so I got to miss out on Danny proposing to Lindsay. Well, that could be seen as a good thing I suppose.....And then of course tonight, since the show with David Tennant has ended and the new Doctor Who has already started filming the new series, the second of four movies will screen tonight. The adds for the movie seem to contain Zombies ......... which leads me to my final section ...

The final ep of Dead Set on SBS ends tomorrow night (Monday) and thank God zombie season has ended. I really don't know how many more I could sit through.

Jewels xxoo