Friday, June 18, 2010

Inappropriate Crushes. Have you had one or are you currently crushing?

Yes peeps, that's right.

Inappropriate crushes.

Where you fall head over heels for someone whether you've met them or not and you feel your whole world get tipsy and giddy and you start feeling and acting like a schoolgirl on crack then you feel like a complete knob because he doesn't know you exist and you feel like a fool for the way you feel.

Like me -
here, and here

Yes, believe me, I've had many a crush on many a guy/muso/tv personality/actor. Although when I thought about it, it turned out to be the character over the actor.

How?

Watching a show the character acts a particular way, and for some reason it's the way you want a man to be with you in that moment of your life. You want their mental or pyshical strength, their hands to manhandle you, their minds to meet yours, their mouths to.........you know what I mean.

The problem is, if you're single, it's worse.

The whole Twilight Twihard saga comes to mind, where girls are dumping their boyfriends and partners because they're NOT like Edward.

IT'S A FUCKING CHARACTER GIRLS!!!!

HE'S A FUCKING VAMPIRE!!!

Although I did have a crush on Spike from Buffy, it was more because of his vulnerability and coz he was cute and had a cute way abut him.

And sure, I wouldn't mind him biting my neck but that's not the point.

It is worse if you're single, because you don't have that body beside you keeping you warm and tingly and so you feel lonely and alone. And that in itself is hard to deal with, especially if you've been on your own for awhile and have no one to share your ups and downs with and well.....have..... S.E.X with.

Women go through this every time they're single. How many times do you need to watch Dr. Phil to see the desperation about that.

And behaviour would come into that as well. The boss of David Jones, a department store here in Aus, just resigned due to inappropriate behaviour.

So, I've been there done that so many times it's ridiculous, and I know my reasons for it and believe me I'm desperate for those reasons to become extinct. But the universe has it's own way and time and patience is not my strong suit even though I'm trying to strengthen my weak spots it's taking FOR.EV.AH!!!!!

Tell me of your inappropriate crushes peeps. Was it on a co-worker? A sibling's friend? A bestie's boyfriend/girlfriend? A person who didn't even know you existed?


I need a man!

It's as simple as that.

And then, hopefully, maybe, all of my crushes will come to an end.

Where's a man when I need one......

Jewels xxoo

12 comments:

  1. I had a major crush on my cousin!! I would get tongue-tied every time he talked to me. I would blush like crazy. Used to dream about him and me so many, many times. I never told him of my feelings. I couldn't. I daren't. After all, he's my bloody cousin! Ugh...

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  2. I have a crush on Scott Pape

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  4. Ok ummm... wow, talk about in appropriate crushes. I'm gonna have to blog about this one soon sweetie. It is really inappropriate. i'm going to link up to your blog post.
    Have a nice weekend sweetie!

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  5. jd - I know the feeling well!

    ChinkyMel - can't wait to see it.

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  6. I'm with ya, I totally adored Spike on Buffy. I also was crazy about Brad Pitt and was bummed when he married Jennifer Aniston, but even more bummed when he cheated and hooked up with Angelina Jolie. When he screwed over Jennifer like that and then became a dad of six kids, I thought he's kind of a jerk and he looks damn old now. So I've stopped crushing on him.

    Now I adore Jensen Ackles from Supernatural! I guess it's not a super hardcore crush because I haven't followed him on twitter or anything like that. Although, his pic is on my computer screen saver!

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  7. Cyn - I've got my gorgeously gorgeous husband and Italian stallion lovah as my wallpaper and Michael as my screensaver!

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  8. Maybe I should have added in my blog post that I always seem to get crushes on guys I then find out are either married, with girlfriend or have kids.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!

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  9. A man here *raises hand xD

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  10. That man is taken! haha. LOL@MKL

    I have many inappropriate crushes and I always sleep with them, well, in my mind.

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  11. Demigoddess - I sleep with all of mine too. We do such dirty, filthy, deviant, debaucherous things.

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  12. I have two majorly inappropriate crushes at the moment! One is just way too inappropriate to talk about (nothing gross or illegal, just the boyfriend of someone close), the other is a married man at my work. They're harmless though (the crushes, that is), I would never act on them... No. No, I never would. Stop it.

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