Thursday, August 26, 2010

QUOTE OF THE WEEK! brought to you by the Boringly Bland Blonde Jennifer Hawkins. Seriously, WHAT.THE.FUCK!!!!

Quote of the week -

YOU CAN'T BE THAT SICK AND HAVE YOUR HEAD IN A BUCKET FOR THREE DAYS AND NOT LOSE A COUPLE OF KILOS AND I'M 180 CENTREMETRES SO WHEN YOU LOSE THAT, YEAH YOU NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

SERIOUSLY!!!!

WHAT.THE.FUCK!!!!

Ah, Jennifer Hawkins, you have excuses coming out of your arse.

I previously wrote about the boringly bland blonde here and how her cover for Marie Claire was causing controversy.
Now she's caused even more this month by looking like this at the fashion parades she was modeling in.

Bony much!

Now she's blaming smoked salmon in Rome!!!!! And saying, "I don't like thin, it's not a nice word."

Well der shit, eat something then!!!!

Trying to defend herself in a Today Tonight interview, when asked, "tell us, how do you stay in shape?" she had the gall to say, "I work out like a crazy woman."

Crazy? Got that right!!!

Body image experts claimed she looked malnourished, tired, and like she needed a good steak.

Jenn claims the companies that hired her did so because they like the way she looks and if she changed they'd probably fire her.

Fire the skinny arse bitch anyway.

Most of Aus doesn't like her and most of the world's women DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO LOOKING LIKE HER, SO WHY THE HELL WOULD WE BOTHER TRYING TO!!!!

She also claims her health is back on track.

The reporter then said, "you're considered a role model for so many women out there, what advice do you have for them."

She said, "love their body, any shape, any size."

Yeah, like YOU do.

The host then said, "the great thing about Jenn she always tells it like it is."

BULL.SHIT!!!!!!

Let me tell YOU something J.Hawk.

1 - that bloody fish must have been incredibly off for you to "be so sick." In which case, you should have known by the smell and taste, but you ate it anyway.

2 - regardless of WHAT you eat, you don't have your head in a bucket for three days. Depending on how you digested it and how fast you brought it back up, you would have been shitting out a lot of it.

3 - you don't eat anything anyway, so you wouldn't have had all that much to bring up in the first place.

The stomach throws up what's making it sick, and if there's anything else in there with it, that comes up too.

Let me tell you J.Hawk, I've had food poisoning plenty of times in my life, the last bout being Feb last year, and the majority was shit out. Yes I threw up a few times, and was on and off the toilet from 1:30 am to 10 am on a Friday morn, but that's when it stopped.

I didn't have diarrhea for another two days, because everything was out of my body.
And whatever few kilos you do lose is only water. It comes back when you start eating again, so it's not like food poisoning is a diet plan.

Info from www.aboutfoodpoisoning.com -

Food poisoning can last anywhere from 1 day to 2 weeks, it all depends on the type of food poisoning you have. The most common type of food poisoning is staph food poisoning and it only lasts for 1-2 days at the most. Recovery from food poisoning can be an additional 5-6 days, it is best to follow a light diet after food poisoning symptoms are over.

You should consult with your doctor if food poisoning lasts more than 2 weeks. Also if you have been vomiting for more than 1 day, you have severe diarrhea, you are pregnant or you have intense stomach cramps you should definitely see your doctor.
If you see food poisoning symptoms develop into severe dehydration, dry mouth, increasing heartbeat, dizziness and little or no urinations then it is important you immediately go to the hospital.

Remember harmless food poisoning will only last a couple of day, if food poisoning is lasting for more than 1-2 weeks then you should see your doctor to get diagnosed and treated.

Seriously, I know you're trying to kid yourself into thinking you're ok, but we know you're not.

Women who have their hair hanging in their face 24/7 are hiding behind it. Women who claim food poisoning made them lose kilos, are lying.

Stop lying to yourself so you stop lying to us. That's all you're doing and quite frankly, I'm sick of it and YOU give me the shits!!!! And so do all the people trying to convince us you're "a normal average size Aussie woman".

YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo



4 comments:

  1. Another dumb model! The sad part is that there are many girls who'll believe her cockbull story! *smh*

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  2. Who does she think she's kidding. Does she think we'd buy her sorry excuses? what a dumb nut!

    P.S. guess what my word verification is?! it's thinman! hahahaha. how very appropriate for this post

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