JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE:OUR END OF MONTH CATCHUP!

Okay, so it's the last day of March and time for a check in on what you've all done on your journey to getting what you want.

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So for me this last month I've done a few things -

I'm still trying to get Ellen Degeneres to join the facebook group so we can try and get 1 million followers to leave their imprint.

I'm still writing in my journal and looking over my affirmation folder.

AND I sent out 9 submissions to publishers. So far I've gotten 3 ''NO THANK YOU'' and one ''WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU''.

So, that's not going to stop me because I have more submissions to go out and it wil happen.

YES IT WILL!!!

So what did y'all do to try and achieve your dreams this month?

Jewels xxoo

LOL CATS WEDNESDAY!!!!!

My Favourite Things: PERFUME!!!!

So today, finally, you get my fave perfume of the moment.

My type is the citrus variety.
Sometimes with a touch of spice added.

As in Burberry Brit. A few years back they bought out Burberry Gold and it was amazing, but it only lasted a short while in the stores. But the normal Burberry is delicious!!!!

And then Innoxa bought back Gingham perfume last year. I was introduced to this about 18 years ago and loved it from then. But it disappeared and is now back. It's similar to Burberry and has a very nice smell.

But I'm currently using Reflections by Revlon, and I bought this pack last December as my xmas present. The whole set was $40, which is the price of the perfume on it's own if you buy it all seperately. So it was a real bargain. Body lotion, perfume, body spray and a gorgeous coral nailpolish. Very nice. I layer it up every time I go out and it lasts all day.

People who have a need to kill themselves to prove something.

Last Friday night was an episode of Biggest Loser (Aus) and they were in New Zealand and had to jump off the country's biggest tower, and it got me thinking about all the shows and all the people who think they need to throw themselves off a frigging tower, or climb a mountain, or fall out of a plane at 50 thousand feet.

YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE TOO.

And that's what I SERIOUSLY don't get.

They all claim it's to prove something, but what the fuck are you proving?

I don't believe you need to put your life in danger to prove something, regardless of what it is.

People claim a lot of things, ''I need to prove I still have guts'', ''I need to prove I'm still a man'', ''I need to prove that I can still do things even though I'm in a wheelchair''.

I'll say again, you don't need to put your life in danger to prove anything. And if you think you have to, then you more than likey don't have anything to prove in the first place. If you think you should leave your wife or husband partnerless and your children mother or fatherless then go ahead and be a knob.

Throw yourself off that mountain or out of that plane, or drag yourself up to the top of Mt Everest and freeze to death, go right ahead, be a moron, kill yourself and leave your family, just don't come crying about how you didn't think anything was going to happen, and how you convinced yourself that is was safe and you'd be alright, go right ahead.

Let me tell you people, you don't have to try and kill yourself to try and prove anything, just live your life the best way you know how and if it isn't as good as it could be then change it, but for Christ's sake, don't go killing yourself to do it.

Jewels xxoo

Why are some men hairier than others?????

I get that it's all genes and chromosomes and hormones, and even some women have more hair than others, but as we know, men suffer more because of male hormones and testosterone.

However, that obviously means some men don't have any of those.
For example -

Blonds: Are generally hair free. Just the stuff on their heads, (yes, I mean both), maybe some vague facial hair when they're trying to grow a beard, but as for chest hair. Nope, never seen a blond with body hair.

Red heads: Also known as Rangas, Gingers and bloody ugly, (Ron Weasly). Although if the hair is a dark auburn brunette red then they can be quite attractive, like Michael T Weiss from the Pretender and Eric Stoltz from Memphis Belle and Chicago Hope. Redheads don't seem to have much body hair either. And what facial hair they do grow tends to be bright ranga red.

Brunettes: Ah, my gorgeously gorgeous husband is the most gorgeous brunette. Along with Carmine of course, but it can be a mass difference amongst brown haired menfolk. They can be rather hairless, (Carmine, even though he's half Italian has not much body hair at all), or have just the right amount of body hair for me to rub my face in. Michael Weatherly has the perfect chest nest of course. Then there's those that have quite a large amount of body hair and you wonder if they're descended from apes.

Blackheads: I know, also know as really dark brown or black haired people. Generally of the middle eastern variety, Italian, Greek, Arabs, Egyptians, Spanish etc, and we all know they can be covered from head to toe, or not much at all.

Then of course there's races of people. Caucasian, which covers most of above, Asian, who aren't hairy either, Blacks, I haven't seen a hairy one of them ever, Middle Eastern, well you know.

So I guess it not only comes down to genes and testosterone, but what race you are as well.

Either way boys, if ya look and feel like an ape, get a wax. And if ya got nothing at all, try and get some just so you can please me.

a perfect chest nest lovin Jewels xxoo

QUOTE OF THE WEEK!

What's the difference between a man and a u.f.o?

I don't know, I've never seen either one of them.

LOL CATS WEDNESDAY!!!!!