JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE:OUR END OF MONTH CATCHUP!

Yes peeps, it's that time of the month again......no....not your menstrual cycle, I mean time for telling everyone what you've done this month to positively reinforce your goals and dream.

For those reading about it, click here and if you want to join click on the bits in my sidebar to go to the Facebook or Myspace group pages.

So as for me, all I can say is not much.

That's right.

I can't even remember what I've done.

Sure I've written in my affirmation journal but that's about it.

I'm still waiting on answers from m.s submissions and am trying to find new ways to get published but I haven't really done anything.

Bit slack really!!!!

Tomorrow's the first day of July.

Fuck time goes fast.

Jewels xxoo

LOL CATS WEDNESDAY!!!!!

My Favourite Things: Adam Lambert's new song "If I Had You"

PLAY IT LONG AND PLAY IT LOUD!

OLD FARTS IN AUSTRALIA. Pamela Anderson and Engelbert Humperdinck.

Yes that's right peeps, the old farts have come to town.

Pamela has come to town for the start of our Dancing With The Stars. She judged and danced at the end with her Aussie dance partner she was on the US verson with.

She still thinks she looks shit hot, and up close, she doesn't. Her makeup is covering quite a few wrinkles and crows feet, and she's looking old around the eyes.

I don't know who still thinks she looks hot, but I don't.

AND THE HAIR!!!!!

And then there's Engelbert Humperdinck.

Only old farts would remember him. He's 74 years old and here for some shows.

Who gives a shit?

I don't!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Australia's new Prime Minister Julia Gillard, and what the bitch did to Kevin Rudd.

So as you all know, Australia has its first female Prime Minister.

It was done badly.

She was NOT voted by the people, she was put in by the Labor Party because they no longer had faith in Kevin Rudd.

Now as you know from my previous posts I hated what Kevin Rudd did and said. And while Julia will not be any better, time will tell whether she has the balls to do any better.

Here's her first parliament question time as PM.

And then Tony Abbott, the oposition leader got stuck right in!!!!

YAY TONY!!!!!

And for all Kevin Rudd was, did and said, I actually teared up - watch the 33 second mark - the look on his face just guts me. It's like it's primary school all over again and he's been bullied into the back bench by the school's queen bitch.

And watch out for the 43 second mark where Tony really cuts deep with his comment. The footage is a little dodgy but you'll hear it.

Today is a little weird. It's still kinda surreal. People are saying "wow, our first female pm", "let's hope she does a better job", but what she did hasn't happened for over 100 years.

People may hate her guts for this, and while she was put there to lead the party to the next election to win, she may very well go down in a ball of flames.

Jewels xxoo

QUOTE OF THE WEEK! - and that leads to Australia's new and first female prime minister, Julia Gillard

Quote of the week -

IF YOU'RE KEVIN RUDD, TODAY MUST REALLY SUCK!

Yes peeps, that's right. If you haven't heard, Australia has a new Prime Minister. Our previous was rolled just this morning.

Why?

Because his party hate his guts.

Goodbye Kevin fucking Rudd!!!!
Hello Julia Gillard!

Whoops, I mean Julia Gillard!!!!

A bit of a ranga joke there!

We call redheads rangas, as in orangutans........yada, yada....

Anyhoo....

The Labor party rolled Kevin dead in the water about half an hour ago and Julia was given the position as the VERY FIRST female Prime Minister. Although she wasn't born here, she's a ranga, and she sucks as much as Kevin!

HOWEVER!!!!!

The Labor party are still in power. That means the same old problems going on until the national election later this year. Australia did not vote Julia in. The Labor party put her in.

Same old problems!

I really don't think anything will change with her. She's backed every change that was made by Kevin. She stood up as deputy PM when he wasn't here. Who the hell says anything will be different?

And parliament is about to shut up shop for 8 weeks winter break.

WHAT A FUCKING CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

LOL CATS WEDNESDAY!!!!!

My Favourite Things: ADS! Especially ones that take the piss out of men!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I saw this ad on our own Today show this morning and just had to show it.

I LOVE WEIRD/FUNNY/STUPID/HILARIOUS ADS!!!!!

And yes, it takes the piss out of men with "man flu"/ "man cold". They're such wusses!

Kevin Rudd cracks onto Latika Bourke about her clothes. Why? Because he's cracking under the pressure.

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has angered feminists after making 'sexist' remarks to a female reporter who turned up at a press conference wearing a fedora hat, a white shirt and a long grey tie.

Instead of answering journalist Latika Bourke's serious question about why his flagging leadership is 'in crisis', the Labour leader gazed up and down at her clothing before giving a bizarre response. He said: 'Well, that's a point of language which you have used which is dramatically consistent with the dress which you have chosen today.' 'It's a great tie, it's a nice hat, I like it a lot,' he quickly added.

SERIOUSLY!!!!!

I know you're having a nervous breakdown but the need to have a go at someone for their clothes just because you don't want to answer their question is just LOW!!!!

I know I'm a week behind the times but I decided to have a go at Kevin fucking Rudd again.

For those who have read my posts for awhile, you'll know I have a go quite often. I can't stand our Prime Minister. He's cracking under the pressure of bad polls, people hating him, his own party leaving him in droves. He's an egg that's been boiled and has just cracked and we're all now waiting to the shell to peel off when we go to the polls later this year.

He claims he'll lead the Labor party to the next election, but there are rumblings of the party wanting deputy PM Julia Gillard.

She's a ranga (red head) with bad dress sense. But then most of them are.

I hope Kevin fails miserably. I hope he loses the next election and is gone forever. He's an arsehole and I hate him, and with the polls down and the election looming, he's making dumb arse remarks and flinging insults around faster than he changes his underwear.

Goodbye Kevin.

I won't bother sending a goodbye present, after you spent all of Australia's money on complete shit I no longer have any money to spend. And even if I did, I'd probably just send you a bag of dogshit anyway.

Jewels xxoo

Inappropriate Crushes. Have you had one or are you currently crushing?

Yes peeps, that's right.

Inappropriate crushes.

Where you fall head over heels for someone whether you've met them or not and you feel your whole world get tipsy and giddy and you start feeling and acting like a schoolgirl on crack then you feel like a complete knob because he doesn't know you exist and you feel like a fool for the way you feel.

Like me - here, and here

Yes, believe me, I've had many a crush on many a guy/muso/tv personality/actor. Although when I thought about it, it turned out to be the character over the actor.

How?

Watching a show the character acts a particular way, and for some reason it's the way you want a man to be with you in that moment of your life. You want their mental or pyshical strength, their hands to manhandle you, their minds to meet yours, their mouths to.........you know what I mean.

The problem is, if you're single, it's worse.

The whole Twilight Twihard saga comes to mind, where girls are dumping their boyfriends and partners because they're NOT like Edward.

IT'S A FUCKING CHARACTER GIRLS!!!!

HE'S A FUCKING VAMPIRE!!!

Although I did have a crush on Spike from Buffy, it was more because of his vulnerability and coz he was cute and had a cute way abut him.

And sure, I wouldn't mind him biting my neck but that's not the point.

It is worse if you're single, because you don't have that body beside you keeping you warm and tingly and so you feel lonely and alone. And that in itself is hard to deal with, especially if you've been on your own for awhile and have no one to share your ups and downs with and well.....have..... S.E.X with.

Women go through this every time they're single. How many times do you need to watch Dr. Phil to see the desperation about that.

And behaviour would come into that as well. The boss of David Jones, a department store here in Aus, just resigned due to inappropriate behaviour.

So, I've been there done that so many times it's ridiculous, and I know my reasons for it and believe me I'm desperate for those reasons to become extinct. But the universe has it's own way and time and patience is not my strong suit even though I'm trying to strengthen my weak spots it's taking FOR.EV.AH!!!!!

Tell me of your inappropriate crushes peeps. Was it on a co-worker? A sibling's friend? A bestie's boyfriend/girlfriend? A person who didn't even know you existed?

I need a man!

It's as simple as that.

And then, hopefully, maybe, all of my crushes will come to an end.

Where's a man when I need one......

Jewels xxoo

QUOTE OF THE WEEK! - and that leads to dumb arse teenagers sailing around the world then expecting to be saved!!!!

Quote of the week -

JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN SAIL AROUND THE WORLD, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD! AND IF YOU DO, PAY FOR THE DAMN RESCUE YOURSELF BITCH!

A teenage girl attempting to sail solo around the world was rescued in a remote spot of the Indian Ocean, bringing to a successful conclusion the dramatic bid to save her life.
Sixteen-year-old American Abby Sunderland was picked up from her stricken vessel by a dinghy launched from the French fishing boat Ile de la Reunion.

Sunderland had activated an emergency beacon which started a huge search and rescue operation involving Australia, America and France. Numerous ships became involved in the hunt, as well as a chartered jet which spotted the teenager late on Thursday. Sunderland was able to radio the plane and say report that was fit and had food and water supplies.

The rescue itself was not without incident as rough seas saw the captain of the French boat fall into the water. "He was fished out in difficult conditions," said a statement from the French territory of Reunion Island.

Though the search for Sunderland ended happily, it has caused a debate on the wisdom of such young sailors making dramatic and dangerous journeys. Sunderland was following the achievement of her brother, Zac, who had made the solo journey around the world at the age of 17, becoming the youngest person in the world to do so.

Many critics of Sunderland – and her parents – have criticised the decision to let her go on such a journey. "It's not something that a 16-year-old should be able to decide whether they're capable of doing it. It's potentially irresponsible for the parents," Michael Kalin, junior director of San Francisco's St Francis Yacht Club, told the Associated Press.

And so my bitch is that the family don't want to pay for the damn rescue.

FUCK YOU SHOULD!

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD THE REST OF THE WORLD PAY FOR THE DAMN RESCUE OF YOUR DAMN DAUGHTER!

Take out sailing insurance or something because if you're going to let your bloody 16 year old daughter sail around the damn world then have insurance so when she gets into trouble you can pay for the damn rescue.

Who in the God damn hell do her parents think they are. Clearly they had the money to send her brother off when he went, and they had the money to send her off in a boat, then PAY FOR THE FUCKING RESCUE instead of expecting to the rest of the world to pay.

Australia sent off planes and boats to her rescue. A french boat finally picked her up. I wonder if France want the family to pay.

I heard on the news there was some sort of "universal pay back" that if you got into trouble the rescue wouldn't be paid for because it was expected by the countries to be paid for by the taxpayers.

FUCK THAT!!!!

MY TAX DOLLARS AIN'T PAYING FOR DUMB ARSES LIKE THAT TO GO SAILING AROUND THE WORLD.

PAY UP BITCHES COZ I AIN'T!

Jewels xxoo

LOL CATS WEDNESDAY!!!!!