My Favourite Things: STAN WALKER'S NEW SONG, CHOOSE YOU

Well he's back.

Stan Walker, the New Zealander who won last years Aussie Idol, is back with the second single off his new cd.

Choose You.

My new fave song.

Enjoy!

Jewels xxoo

Paris Hilton, when will the bimbo learn!!!!!

Ah Paris, you'd think spending time in jail back in 2007 would have had an affect on the airhead bimbo heiress.

BUT NO!

She was packing cocaine when she went to South Africa for the soccer.

She's now packing cocaine in Vegas, claiming again, it wasn't hers but belonged to the girl who owned the purse.

After police noticed smoke coming from the open windows of the car, and believing it smelt like marijana, they pulled them over. Her boyfriend, Cy Waits was driving and has been fired from his job.

And ironically, if Paris hadn't reached for her lipbalm, that rascally pack of cocaine would not have fallen from her bag.

"Oh but Officer, it's not mine, the purse belongs to a friend of mine so it must be hers!"

Yeah, WHAT.EV.AH!!!!

Seriously Paris, jail didn't work, will being charged with cocaine possession work either?

Probably not!

And do you REALLY want us to believe you're so poor you have to BORROW a purse!!!!!

Just like all the other celebritards that get charged, they get let off, or fined instead.

Seriously, what the hell does that teach every other person who's not famous. That being a celeb will get you EVERYTHING, and being a mere mortal will get you sent to jail!

Jewels xxoo

English woman dumps cat in wheelie bin. WHAT.THE.FUCK!!!!

So you may have heard of the English woman, Mary Bale, in the UK who dumped a cat called Lola in a wheelie bin in Coventry this week.



She claims she doesn't know what all the fuss was about and told the Sun that she did "not deserve to be hated for her moment of madness". "People were over-reacting", she said. "I really don't see what everyone is getting so excited about. It's just a cat. I was walking home from work and saw this cat wander out in front of me. I was playing with it, stroking it and listening to it purr as it stood on a garden wall. It was very friendly. I don't know what came over me, but I suddenly thought it would be funny to put it in the wheelie bin, which was right beside me. I did it as a joke because I thought it would be funny. I never thought it would be trapped. I expected it to wriggle out of the bin."

Bale added: "People are reading too much into things. I've no feelings about cats one way or the other. I don't keep pets myself, but I have no problem with people who do. To think this video is being seen around the world is unbelievable. I'm a very private person and don't want to upset any members of my family. I don't know what my relatives will think, but to be honest I think everyone's overreacting a bit. OK, I shouldn't have done it, but it's just a cat at the end of the day. I don't think I deserve to be hated by people all over the world, it was just a split second of madness."

Posters had called for her death, described her as "evil" and a "psycho" and demanded her sacking from her job as a customer services assistant with the Royal Bank of Scotland.

Okkkkkaaayyyyyy.....

She thinks we're over-reacting!!!

I know poms are fairly stupid people, and yes I can say that because I'm descended from one, but seriously!!!

This week alone I found more stories -

------ A man has been arrested after he allegedly slit a cat’s throat following an argument with his brother on Thursday. Sean M. Mulcahy, 30, of the 14000 block of Cokes Road, has been charged with one count of aggravated cruelty to animals, a Class 4 felony which carries a prison sentence of up to three years or a $25,000 fine.

------ Virginia man allegedly killed a kitten after the animal somehow disconnected a video game while he was playing it Monday night, police charge.

------ An Ypsilanti Township man was acquitted Tuesday of animal cruelty charges for shooting and killing a neighbor’s cat. Daniel Boa, 37, never denied that he shot Ben, the longtime pet of neighbor Janie Sawyer, with a pellet gun one afternoon in October 2008. But while testifying Tuesday, he insisted he thought it was feral cat endangering other wildlife in the area and said he never would have willfully killed someone else’s pet, court officials said.

WHAT.THE.FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!

Sure, killing another human being, especially kids is REALLY BAD, but poor innocent cats that DO NOTHING TO YOU!!!!

FUCK YOU PEOPLE!!!!!

At least there's some fun out of it, there's a video on youtube that shows a cat getting back at a woman. You'll see what I mean.

Jewels xxoo

QUOTE OF THE WEEK! brought to you by the Boringly Bland Blonde Jennifer Hawkins. Seriously, WHAT.THE.FUCK!!!!

Quote of the week -

YOU CAN'T BE THAT SICK AND HAVE YOUR HEAD IN A BUCKET FOR THREE DAYS AND NOT LOSE A COUPLE OF KILOS AND I'M 180 CENTREMETRES SO WHEN YOU LOSE THAT, YEAH YOU NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

SERIOUSLY!!!!

WHAT.THE.FUCK!!!!

Ah, Jennifer Hawkins, you have excuses coming out of your arse.

I previously wrote about the boringly bland blonde here and how her cover for Marie Claire was causing controversy.
Now she's caused even more this month by looking like this at the fashion parades she was modeling in.

Bony much!

Now she's blaming smoked salmon in Rome!!!!! And saying, "I don't like thin, it's not a nice word."

Well der shit, eat something then!!!!

Trying to defend herself in a Today Tonight interview, when asked, "tell us, how do you stay in shape?" she had the gall to say, "I work out like a crazy woman."

Crazy? Got that right!!!

Body image experts claimed she looked malnourished, tired, and like she needed a good steak.

Jenn claims the companies that hired her did so because they like the way she looks and if she changed they'd probably fire her.

Fire the skinny arse bitch anyway.

Most of Aus doesn't like her and most of the world's women DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO LOOKING LIKE HER, SO WHY THE HELL WOULD WE BOTHER TRYING TO!!!!

She also claims her health is back on track.

The reporter then said, "you're considered a role model for so many women out there, what advice do you have for them."

She said, "love their body, any shape, any size."

Yeah, like YOU do.

The host then said, "the great thing about Jenn she always tells it like it is."

BULL.SHIT!!!!!!

Let me tell YOU something J.Hawk.

1 - that bloody fish must have been incredibly off for you to "be so sick." In which case, you should have known by the smell and taste, but you ate it anyway.

2 - regardless of WHAT you eat, you don't have your head in a bucket for three days. Depending on how you digested it and how fast you brought it back up, you would have been shitting out a lot of it.

3 - you don't eat anything anyway, so you wouldn't have had all that much to bring up in the first place.

The stomach throws up what's making it sick, and if there's anything else in there with it, that comes up too.

Let me tell you J.Hawke, I've had food poisoning plenty of times in my life, the last bout being Feb last year, and the majority was shit out. Yes I threw up a few times, and was on and off the toilet from 1:30 am to 10 am on a Friday morn, but that's when it stopped.

I didn't have diarrhea for another two days, because everything was out of my body.

And whatever few kilos you do lose is only water. It comes back when you start eating again, so it's not like food poisoning is a diet plan.

Info from www.aboutfoodpoisoning.com -

Food poisoning can last anywhere from 1 day to 2 weeks, it all depends on the type of food poisoning you have. The most common type of food poisoning is staph food poisoning and it only lasts for 1-2 days at the most. Recovery from food poisoning can be an additional 5-6 days, it is best to follow a light diet after food poisoning symptoms are over.

You should consult with your doctor if food poisoning lasts more than 2 weeks. Also if you have been vomiting for more than 1 day, you have severe diarrhea, you are pregnant or you have intense stomach cramps you should definitely see your doctor.

If you see food poisoning symptoms develop into severe dehydration, dry mouth, increasing heartbeat, dizziness and little or no urinations then it is important you immediately go to the hospital.

Remember harmless food poisoning will only last a couple of day, if food poisoning is lasting for more than 1-2 weeks then you should see your doctor to get diagnosed and treated.

Seriously, I know you're trying to kid yourself into thinking you're ok, but we know you're not.

Women who have their hair hanging in their face 24/7 are hiding behind it. Women who claim food poisoning made them lose kilos, are lying.

Stop lying to yourself so you stop lying to us. That's all you're doing and quite frankly, I'm sick of it and YOU give me the shits!!!! And so do all the people trying to convince us you're "a normal average size Aussie woman".

YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

LOL CATS WEDNESDAY!!!!!

My Favourite Things: DOC MARTENS!!!!!

So earlier this year Jewel Divas did blog posts on Doc Martens, the English shoe company. Click on Part 1 and Part 2, and while I'd heard about Docs and seen the usual black ones I certainly didn't know they came in so many colours, styles and so, I had a look through my phone book and found a few stores that still sold them. The prices were ridiculous, so I went to ebay and found my first pair of Doc Martens.

I proudly present my first pair of Docs, hot pink patent 8 hole!

So now I've decided to get myself a blue patent pair!


And maybe a red patent pair!

And a yellow patent pair!

Or a green patent pair!

But I'm not sure about the purple patent pair. Not really a purple gal!

Australian Election 2010. The backstabbing ranga bitch thinks she's won, but not yet she hasn't.

Okay peeps, so I've told you before about our government and how the ranga ousted our prime minister read here, and here and how we were going to the election on Aug 21st as called by the ranga backstabbing bitch below.

Well we went to the election and the 14 million or so that ACTUALLY voted apparently voted for the ranga and her party.

According to her.

It would seem that Labor and Liberals are neck and neck for seats in the parliament. So it comes down to the Greens, Independants and those left to decide.

However, Ranga came out yesterday and claimed that the Australian people have voted for Labor by voting for the Greens and the Independants.

That's not how it is bitch!

IF the public voted for Labor there would have been a landslide.

But they didn't.

So now we have to wait any where up to a week to find out who our next Prime Minister will be, unfortunately ranga is deluded in thinking it's her.

As for me, I don't vote. But if I did, I would have voted for Tony and the Liberals.

Although I'm more interested in making Aus a republic and so all hail the new President of Australia!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Judge Shauna Deane delivers her decision: no burqas in court!

The last few weeks there's been a controversy going on in Aus, over whether a muslim woman should remove her burqa while giving evidence in a court trial.

A Perth judge has ruled that a Muslim woman must remove her burqa while giving evidence in a fraud trial. Judge Shauna Deane delivered her decision in the District Court on Thursday, saying it only applied to the case in question and did not set a precedent.

Prosecution witness Tasneem, 36, who does not wish her surname to be published, has worn the burqa since the age of 17 and wanted to wear it while giving evidence.

The trial is for former Muslim school director Anwar Sayed, who is accused of fraudulently obtaining up to $752,000 in state and federal grants by falsifying roll numbers for the Muslim Ladies College of Australia in Kenwick, south of Perth, in 2006.

The defence had raised concerns about how the jury could be expected to read the woman's facial expressions if they could not see her face.

Now as much as muslims like to bitch about our laws, they still have to abide by them. Alot don't, believing their law is the only law and that's the way they're going to live regardless of what Australian law dictates.

A lot of muslims also like to claim that the burqa is part of the religion. Ah, no, it's not. That's just your excuse. I wrote about banning the burqa here click this but this time it had to do with a witness giving evidence in court.

I have no idea why she's scared of showing her face, claims that she has not shown her face to men since she covered up at 17, part of the religion yada, yada, bullshit, bullshit.

This is AUSTRALIA FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

WE DON'T DO THAT BULLSHIT HERE SO FUCK OFF OR GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!!

Either way, she has now been told to remove it when she gives evidence.

And one big fat point there is to be made that people keep forgetting to mention, is that WE, AS IN AUSTRALIANS WHO ACTUALLY ABIDE BY THE LAW have to remove helmets, turbans, hats, sunglasses, etc,etc for driving licence, id purposes, when delivering parcels etc,etc.

IF WE HAVE TO ABIDE BY IT WHY THE FUCK SHOULDN'T YOU!

Jewels xxoo

QUOTE OF THE WEEK!

Quote of the week -

WHEN YOU'RE THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY AND YOUR DEPUTY STABS YOU IN THE BACK, DON'T THEN BACKSTAB THE ONE PERSON WHO PUBLICLY STOOD UP FOR YOU.

YOUR OPPOSITION!

LOL CATS WEDNESDAY!!!!!