Thursday, February 24, 2011

QUOTE OF THE YEAR!!!!!

My Vagina has a message for your penis...

If it comes anywhere near her, she'll kill it!

Pass it on!

Monday, February 21, 2011

When did the words racist and racism become so common?

Common like the words bread, milk, fuck yeah!

I am so fucking sick and tired of people throwing the words around like they're common everyday words to use.

The way they are thrown as accusations the minute you open your mouth.

You can't even ask a person where they're from without someone else accusing you of being racist.

You can't turn on the tv or radio or get on the internet without someone using the word or accusing you of something and you really want to punch them in the head and tell them to pull it out of their arse and grow up.

I am SO fucking sick and tired of the usage of these words. I don't even think most people who use it even know what the meaning is.

You have to ACTUALLY say or do something racist for it to be racism but for some reason THAT doesn't occur to people.

It seems to be Gen Y, alot. Not as many Gen X, which I am, and not so many Boomers and whatever Gen comes before that.

I think political correctness has a lot of explaining to do. Whoever came up with that bullshit obviously got kicked and bullied at school because they retaliated and have now made the whole world suffer for it.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of being told what I can and cannot say or think or feel or do.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS RACIST?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME I CAN'T SAY WHAT I THINK?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS WORLD TO THINK YOU ARE SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE ELSE?

YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!

Stop using the fucking words RACIST and RACISM like it's so fucking easy it rolls off your fucking tongue.

If the first thing you think when you see something is "Oh my God that's racist", then you REALLY need to read a fucking dictionary and figure out what the words ACTUALLY mean.

So stop fucking accusing everyone of being racist and everything being racism.

IT'S GIVING ME THE FUCKING SHITS!!!!!!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

Friday, February 18, 2011

Fat dicks won't date fat chicks. Well what makes you think we want you!

This week there was a story about how fat dicks....

Aren't attracted to and won't date fat chicks!

It seems anorexic is more their type.

Although nice and toned are what WE'RE looking for.
And seriously, I'd rather have some of this (have no idea what it is) than deal with a fat dick.

Seriously, how can fat men think fat chicks, okay, curvaceous chicks, aren't attractive. I certainly don't find anorexic or really skinny chicks attractive and I SURE AS HELL don't find fat bastards attractive.

I don' t want to date a six pack or a beer keg, but a man who knows how to keep himself healthy and in shape. If you don't keep yoursef healthy, you'll end up on the morgue slab sooner rather than later.

And no, I'm not interested in Mike and Molly and there dumb arse fat jokes. Just from what I've seen in the ads it turns me off. Would you want someone pulling a hair out of your nose because it was offending them?

Eiher way, I'm a curvaceous chick who wants a healthy man, NOT a fucking moron.

Jewels xxoo

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

People who win competitions but can only bawl their eyes out.

I hate people who win competitions, either car, money whatever, and all they can do is bawl their fucking eyes out and carry on like a moron.

I get that winning $30,000 is overwhelming, I get that winning millions in lotto can blow your socks off, but what the fuck are you crying for?

You should be jumping with joy and screaming and laughing not acting like a fucking moron sobbing your guts out on national tv. Keep your fucking sob story for someone else. I don't need to know that you've got no money, that your water is on the fritz, that you have no family.

Cut the fucking crap. WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

Laugh and be joyous, don't freak out coz you win a competition coz believe me, having a sob story doesn't make you more deserving than anyone else.

EVERYONE deserves to win money or a car or a house. NO ONE is more deserving than the next. I don't give a fuck if you've got nothing or everything, NO ONE deserves it more than anyone else.

Jewels xxoo

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day. Just another day to make me feel like shit!

Ah Valentine's day....

A day when people all over the world send sickeningly sweet shit to each other and think they only have to do it the one day of the year.

Valentine's Day.....

Just one day of the year us singles feel like shit because we don't have anyone to send anything to or get anything from.
Valentine's Day.....

Just another day that makes me look and feel like this.
Jewels xxoo

Friday, February 11, 2011

My Favourite Things: Finger buns with Nutella!

Need I say more!

Jewels xxoo
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