Quick blog post to catch you up on my trip to London.

Hey peeps, my passport will be here any day and I’ll be on my way. I’m going to London peeps, London, England to be exact!

Did a load of shopping these last few days, clothes, suitcase, electricals, you should see everything, I went nuts.

London’s going to be cold so I needed lots of new things. Especially for parties and what not.

Gotta go peeps, let you know in the next few days.

Jewels xxoo

MY BOOK IS FINALLY GETTING PUBLISHED!!!!!!

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!!!

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED PEEPS!!!!

I’M FINALLY GETTING PUBLISHED!!!!!

A UK publisher has picked up my book and I’m finally going to be published. He’s even PAYING to fly me over to London to see me personally sign my contract and putting me up in a hotel for 10 days.

10 DAYS!!!!

T.E.N!!!!!!

I can’t believe it peeps. It’s finally happening. I’m going to be a published author.

It has not sunk in yet. I’m still astounded, blown away, shocked beyond belief and anything else you can think of to describe this moment. And there’s so much I need for my trip. I better get shopping if I’m going to get everything on time for my flight.

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

I just can’t believe it, I just can’t believe it.

I’M FINALLY GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR PEOPLE!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

The LIFE AND DEATH ADVENTURES IN LONDON experiment! Going one time only!

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Australia's "The Apprentice" fires it's first celebrity. Wanker Warrick Capper!!

"Australia's cast for celebrity The Apprentice"

So our celebrity version of The Apprentice started on Monday night, and last night the first to be eliminated was wanker, Warrick Capper.

"Wanker, Warrick Capper"

He's an 80s footballer known for his short tight shorts and long blond mullet but that's all. He did some things in the 90s and naughties and the last decade or so you've really gotten to see what a has-been wanker he is.

He still thinks he's famous and popular and well liked and everyone loves him and wants him. He prances around in gold shorts and takes his clothes off at the drop of a hat. Even though NO ONE want him to.

He claimed on a tv show this morning he had worked hard for 30 years and will keep working hard.

On what? On being a wanker? Well if that's the case congratulations, Warrick Capper, for being the wanker of the week, if not year!

Jewels xxoo

Meat Loaf declares critics of his football performance as butt smellers!

"Meat Loaf at Australia's AFL Grand Final"

Listen you old fart, if there's one thing you need to learn, it's that you're a has-been and you suck! S.U.C.K SUCK!!!!!

In an interview with the Sunday Herald Sun, the ARSEHOLE vowed to convince other artists not to perform at Australia's football grand final. His performance was described as the worst in AFL entertainment.

He blamed the AFL for not providing a live piano or offering enough time for a sound check. Parts of his performance were out of time and flat because he was singing to a tape and could not hear the music in his earpiece. "I'm sorry, they're jerks. I do not like them," he said of the AFL. "And I'll tell you what, anybody that I hear announces that they're going to play for them I'm going to write that particular artist a letter and tell them not to. And I hope the AFL hears this and I want this everywhere. Because I will go out of my way to tell any artist do not play for them."

Again, you're an arsehole for thinking we ACTUALLY gave a shit about you OR your performance. What we DO know, and what we DID see, was that you SUCKED big time and it was ALL YOUR FAULT.

Listen SHIT LOAF, we don't care if you ever come back. We don't care if you ever perform here in Australia EVER again. We don't care what you think because you are clearly delusional, self-absorbed, self-occupied, head up your own arse, shit in your ear nutsoid and we don't want you here EVER again.

Shit Loaf, you are the weakest link, Goodbye!

Jewels xxoo

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Kathleen Worrall autopsy results revealed. The closing chapter to my post from last year.

I blogged about this story last year, http://www.jewelsdiva.com.au/2010/08/kathleen-worrall-found-dead-in-her-cell.html, (Kathleen Worrall killed her sister over the internet and a hair straightener) and the heated replies that followed were hilarious, stupid and idiotic and where those people were coming from getting so completely off topic I have no idea but let's see what comes now. I also ended on this line - It's believed Kathleen Worrall died from natural causes. Although they have not been stated and I have no idea WHAT natural causes a 22 year old off metal medication and in a jail cell could possibly die from.

But NOW it has come out what Kathleen Worrall died of and now I know but still don't care -

NSW Deputy State Coroner Scott Mitchell concluded Worrall, who had been convicted of manslaughter for stabbing her sister more than 50 times with a knife, died of pulmonary thromboembolism, with obesity a contributing factor.

At her death, she weighed 133kg, a side-effect of medications she was taking for congenital adrenal hyperplasia, a genetic disorder affecting the adrenal glands.

Worrall was found by fellow inmates on the morning of August 1, 2010, in her bed at the prison, where she had been transferred just 12 days earlier from Silverwater Correctional Centre. She was serving six years for manslaughter, with a non-parole period of four years and three months.

Mrs Worrall, sobbing at times, said she wished her daughter was still alive.

Mr Mitchell said Worrall, who was due for release in 2013, was "doing her best" at Dillwynia, where she had an opportunity to live a relatively normal life. "We will never really understand the sometimes conflicting feelings Kathleen experienced but it is important to cling to the good things she sought to do in her life," he said. "She died too young but we know she died in circumstances where she could see the light at the end of the tunnel.

What does that last line mean? Died too young? In circumstances where she could see the light? The light of what? Punishment for killing her sister?

We all die when it’s our time, and she certainly made sure her sister died when she stabbed her over a fricken hair straightener. Serves her right for killing her sister.

Karma?

Clearly!

Jewels xxoo

Technorati token

To join Technorati I'm supposed to put this number, NT3U6S3H5HAX, in a blog post, so here we go.

Jewels xxoo

When are women going to be blamed for screwing up a relationship?

This week we heard about the "woman" half of Max Markson's age who sold her story to the current affairs shows to bitch and whinge about how he screwed her over.

With her face blacked out or only her lips revealed, the 26 year old woman whinged about how she "fell in love" with him and entered into a relationship and has now wound up pregnant.

BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!!

The show, A Current Affair, tried to make Max out to be the bad guy. Instead of placing the blame squarely on BOTH of them. This "woman" is 26, a supposed adult and has the ability to make choices. She CHOSE to get involved and should wear that blame all on her own. And another women a few months ago complained that he didn't want to further their relationship.

Why do women need a man to commit? Why can't they ever be happy just dating and having fun. Max doesn't need to get married, he has every right to date who he wants when he wants and live his life how he wants.

So my gripe is, why are BOTH parties never blamed?

And WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS WHINGE WHEN THEY DON'T GET THE MAN TRAPPED IN THEIR WEB?

A couple of weeks ago there was a story about an older woman who was "conned" by a lethario who wooed her. She "fell in love" and then he supposedly took her money and ran away. But when the story was revealed, SHE had not only bought him an expensive car, SHE signed her house deed over to him and various amounts of money and other things.

SO HOW IS HE TO BLAME?

When are these shows, and stories in general, going to put equal blame on the women? A relationship is 50/50, just because a man runs away with your money or what not, doesn't mean he is the only one at fault. Women need to stop giving away their money. Time and time again I see stories about women being conned, but it's their fault for giving it all to the man. Their money, their credit card, their house, their personal business and papers are nothing to do with the men you hook up with.

WHY DO WOMEN GIVE EVERYTHING TO A MAN THEY'VE JUST MET?

They CANNOT be that desperate for love and affection that they ever so stupidly hand everything over to a man they've barely known for a few minutes?

I don't get it. I probably never will get why women are so fucking stupid that they just so willingly hand everything they have over to a man they've barely known for a few weeks or months.

Jesus Christ!

Jewels xxoo

Beyonce's baby bump collapses. Most of us don't give a shit!!!!!

Apparently the contorversy over Beyonce's baby bump was because it seemed to collapse on an Aussie tv show interview. She looked big, sat down, it went weird. She claims it's not fake, she's really pregnant, but it hasn't stopped everyone from running the story like it's the most important news in the world.

All I can say is WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT???????????????????

Jewels xxoo

My brand new sexy candy apple red hooker hair and a reading from both of my brand new books! MY WEEKLY REVIEW VLOG!

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My personal pile of my novels and a perfect display box for Life and Death Adventures in London

PEEEEEPPPSSSS THEY ARE FINALLY FOR SALE!!!!!

That's right, my books are finally for sale and I thought I'd show you my personal pile of proofs that have sadly been packed away in a box as there is no room to fit them anywhere.

my lovely piles!

Spine shot!

My lovely display box that I found in a cheap shop and thought would be perfect for displaying LIFE AND DEATH ADVENTURES IN LONDON! This is the front.

The gold "pages".

The lovely inside.

The back. All the pics are so fabulous!

The spine with LONDON on it!

And here's what my lovely book looks like inside it's lovely book display box!

All I need now is a box with Los Angeles all over it!

Jewels xxoo

THEY ARE FINALLY HERE PEOPLE, MY BOOKS ARE FINALLY IN PRINT

HOW I WON LOTTO, MOVED TO L.A. & MARRIED A REALLY HUGE TV STAR!

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Going back to the 90s! Due South!

The last month or so I came across the box set of Due South in my local library. I loved this show when it was on and got season 1 out to have a look. Cripes! It takes me back. And damn Paul Gross was good looking!!!!!

Jewels xxoo

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Apparently I'm selfish because I don't have children!!!!!

To follow on from what I vlogged about last Saturday, a doctor has now come out and called “Women who plan to get pregnant after they reach their late 30s are selfish and self-centred”.

Apparently, Dr Barry Walters, an obstetrician, said yesterday that people who delayed having children that long were unfairly leaving their offspring to deal with geriatric parents by the time they reached their teens and early 20s. He said the number of older expectant mothers coming into the hospital had become an epidemic and this led to far more pregnant women and babies with medical problems.

The proportion of women giving birth aged 35 or older has steadily increased every year, from 4.7 per cent in 1980 to 21.5 per cent in 2008.

Dr Walters also blasted some intro-vitro fertilisation practitioners for enabling older women to get pregnant. "They are unethical and money-grabbing," he said. He advised women to have their children by the time they were 37 and to have a medical check-up and be a healthy weight before they got pregnant.

As most TV people have blasted him for, you cannot count on your life to go how you want it too. You cannot expect to be with a partner and get pregnant when YOU want to.

Hell, he clearly DOES NOT realise that as of the last Australian Census, there was 30 women to every man over the age of 18. How the hell are we supposed to get a man to get pregnant then? Are we supposed to track down a guy on the street, have a screw and hope we get knocked up?
Not every woman has a man, and what about lesbians? What about gay men?

This doctor has obviously NOT figured out that there ARE NO fish in the sea.

We did another Census this year, and I’m assuming there will be 40-50 women per every man over the age of 18 in the world. So by the time you take out the gays, the marrieds, those in relationships, those in jail, those out of your religion range, your age range, your race range, your price range, there AINT NO FUCKING FISH LEFT IN THE SEA!

So how the fuck are we supposed to find a man to have a family with?

Fucked if I know! If this moronic doctor knows, he should tell us singles coz we’d like to know. I’d like to know coz my egg timer is running out and I ain’t got no man!

This is 2011 for fuck’s sake, grow a fucking brain and get over yourself.

Jewels xxoo

Amanda Knox is not only set free, now she's shopping for a book deal.

This shits me.

She's barely out of jail and apparently she wants to write a book, and apparently she could make millions out of it.

This shits me because this is EXACTLY the sort of author traditional publishing houses are after. I've written about this before. Publishers either keep going with authors who have proven they can make money, or they want "reality" books, which consist of celebrity, cooking, weight, health, money etc, but also, real/true life stories.

Oh yes, Amanda's story will be right up their alley because they're not interested in little unknown authors anymore. They have to save their money to give it to celebrities or big name authors or little people like Amanda Knox who's been in jail for 4 years.

Fucking hell!

No wonder so many go the self-published route. At least we retain control!

Jewels xxoo

Patience: Something I really need to learn.

I really need to keep remembering that life's timeline dooesn't happen in sync with my own.

That the things I want never happen when I want them to.

That patience is something that must come with my life path and I should stop fighting it.

Although it is rather annoying that I never get WHAT I want WHEN I want it.

Jewels xxoo

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