"Like" - stop using it, Facebook is not real life!
"You know" - I actually don't, unless you tell me. The Big Brother house used it a lot last year and it annoyed the hell out of me.
"Honestly" - I hate when people start a sentence with this word because seriously, I want you to lie to me and why do you need to say it in the first place unless you think we all think you're a liar anyway!
"To tell you the truth" - again, I'm asking you to lie to me for fuck's sake, get real.
"Look" - At what? What do you want me to look at? I don't see the point of this word at the beginning of a sentence when there is nothing to look at unless you are actually pointing to something.
"Totes" - A tote is a bag to carry your stuff around in, nothing else.
"Amazeballs" - I get that it's essentially amazing but fucking hell!
I know that some of the above words are used by myself (look and you know) and I am clearly aware of when I say it and am trying to break the habit. When people use honestly and I'll tell you the truth at the beginning of a sentence they are so hiding something.
You only use shit like that when you are lying and want people to think you're not, or you know you're a liar and want people to think you're not, or, you just don't want people to think you're a liar in general, either way, it don't work!
As for taking two words and making one, it's as bad as all the baby names people give their kids.
I am so sick and tired of the way people speak. There is no need to start a sentence with look, or you know. We actually don't you bloody dickheads!

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