Well, after a long day of zooming around in one of my many fast cars...
Flashing more than just my badges...........
Examining footprints under my magnifying glass.......
and waving my flashlight around in the vain hope of catching the criminally insane Bitchfest! followers...........
I am now relaxing on my very own tropical island!
Now, let's put on some good music, grab some comfy pillows, a bowl of chocolate icecream with hot fudge and M&Ms, a pitcher of Pepsi Max with ice and we'll start our deep and meaningful discussion into who is Jewels Diva® shall we.
Many of you have asked, WHO THE FUCK IS JEWELS DIVA®?!?!?!?! Well.......... okay, you haven't, but I have a VERY strong feeling many of you will be over the next few years!!!
So okay peeps, here's the deal on Jewels Diva®.
So okay peeps, here's the deal on Jewels Diva®.
I was born out of the brain of my creator in 2008 and I fancy myself to be better then she. Although we share the same traits, Taurean temper and fiery Emerald green eyes, I am the inner, thinner her! The her she wishes she could be! But .... she's .... trying to .... wrestle the .... keyboard from me .... and tell me that I am her .... and so she will be me one day .... if not already!
After all, we both love bitching about everything and wearing really cool clothes and jewellery. And have you seen our handbag collection!!!!!!
I, that would be me, Jewels, started this blog, joined Myspace, Twitter and Facebook as a way to enhance my online profile for the future.
Knowing full well I'd one day be a famous celebrity, tv host, radio presenter, social media commentator, singer,
songwriter, dancer, director, producer, screenwriter, actress, fashion designer, jewellery maker, store owner and author.
Did I miss anything?
Oh ... and President of Australia!!!
I am a brilliant entrepreneur, fiery red blooded woman, man lover, good food eater, fighter till the death and very argumentative arguer!
I'm married to the gorgeously gorgeous hunk-o-spunk Michael Weatherly, and have the Italian stallion Carmine Giovinazzo as my secret lover. I love bitching, whinging and perving at celebs. Listening to music, watching my fav tv shows and shopping for every girls fav things ... clothes and jewellery!
I'd love to meet - David Reyne, Larry Emdur, Hamish and Andy, Kerri-anne Kennerly and Jamie Malcolm. Australia's Singing Sexpots, Human Nature. Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Deborah Gibson, P!nk, Tarina Tarantino, the gorgeous George Clooney and Brad Pitt, Jackie Collins, Simon Cowell, Robbie Williams, David Tennant, and the boys from Top Gear.
Fav TV - Love my Mikey's show, NCIS. Carmine's CSI New York, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, any CBS show really. All music programs. Doctor Who, but only with David Tennant. He's pissin hilarious! And the boys from Top Gear UK.
Fav Music - Kelly Clarkson, Deborah Gibson and P!nk for the way they can belt the absolute guts out of a song. Katy Perry, Robbie Williams and Carmine's Ceesau. Most 80's music, and whatever I'm listening to. Love, love, love Human Nature and I highly recommend you take a listen to their music.
Fav Radio - Hamish and Andy in the afternoon, Tim and Biggzy with the Hot 30 at night.
Fav Books - I tend to sneak a few Nancy Drews or Hardy Boys here and there, 'Parker Stevenson was my fav from the 70's tv series'. Some money or soul enhancing books, otherwise magazines, so I can keep up to date with all the latest beauty bits and bobs, I have to look my finest at all hours of the day and night when I'm snooping around for dirty little secrets to gossip about.
Fav Food - Chocolate, Pizza, Chocolate, KFC, Chocolate, Hungry Jacks, Chocolate, Icecream, Chocolate, Hot chips with thick gravy poured all over, did I say Chocolate?!?!
But you can read more on the CHARITIES & LOVE STUFF page.
I'd love to meet - David Reyne, Larry Emdur, Hamish and Andy, Kerri-anne Kennerly and Jamie Malcolm. Australia's Singing Sexpots, Human Nature. Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Deborah Gibson, P!nk, Tarina Tarantino, the gorgeous George Clooney and Brad Pitt, Jackie Collins, Simon Cowell, Robbie Williams, David Tennant, and the boys from Top Gear.
Fav TV - Love my Mikey's show, NCIS. Carmine's CSI New York, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, any CBS show really. All music programs. Doctor Who, but only with David Tennant. He's pissin hilarious! And the boys from Top Gear UK.
Fav Music - Kelly Clarkson, Deborah Gibson and P!nk for the way they can belt the absolute guts out of a song. Katy Perry, Robbie Williams and Carmine's Ceesau. Most 80's music, and whatever I'm listening to. Love, love, love Human Nature and I highly recommend you take a listen to their music.
Fav Radio - Hamish and Andy in the afternoon, Tim and Biggzy with the Hot 30 at night.
Fav Books - I tend to sneak a few Nancy Drews or Hardy Boys here and there, 'Parker Stevenson was my fav from the 70's tv series'. Some money or soul enhancing books, otherwise magazines, so I can keep up to date with all the latest beauty bits and bobs, I have to look my finest at all hours of the day and night when I'm snooping around for dirty little secrets to gossip about.
Fav Food - Chocolate, Pizza, Chocolate, KFC, Chocolate, Hungry Jacks, Chocolate, Icecream, Chocolate, Hot chips with thick gravy poured all over, did I say Chocolate?!?!
But you can read more on the CHARITIES & LOVE STUFF page.
I am the Bitchfest! Blogger baby!
So come one, come all, and join the Bitchfest! ride!!!!
