Well, after a long day of zooming around in one of my many fast cars...
Flashing more than just my badges...........
Examining footprints under my magnifying glass.......
and waving my flashlight around in the vain hope of catching my criminally insane followers...........
I am now relaxing on my very own tropical island!
Now, let's put on some good music, grab some comfy pillows, a bowl of chocolate icecream with hot fudge and M&Ms, a pitcher of Pepsi Max with ice and we'll start our deep and meaningful discussion into who is Lady Jewels Diva® shall we.
Many of you have asked, WHO THE HELL IS LADY JEWELS DIVA®?!?!?!?Well.......... okay, you haven't, but I have a VERY strong feeling many of you will be over the next few years!!!
So okay peeps, here's the deal on Lady Jewels Diva®.
So okay peeps, here's the deal on Lady Jewels Diva®.
I started this blog, joined Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, LinkedIn, Authonomy, Youtube, Everything Jackie Collins, Wattpad, Goodreads and God knows how many other websites as a way to enhance my online profile for the future, especially since I am now officially and legally a Lady, knowing full well I'd one day be a famous celebrity, tv host, radio presenter, social media commentator, singer, songwriter, dancer, director, producer, screenwriter, actress, author and private investigator.
Did I miss anything?
Oh ... and President of Australia!!!
I am a brilliant entrepreneur, fiery red blooded woman, man lover, good food eater, fighter till the death and very argumentative arguer!
I was married to the gorgeously gorgeous hunk-o-spunk Michael Weatherly, and had the Italian stallion Carmine Giovinazzo, and the sizzlingly sexy scruffy stud muffin Dominic Power as my secret lovers. I love bitching, whinging, and perving at celebs. Listening to music, watching my fave tv shows and shopping for every girls fave things ... clothes and jewellery!
I'd love to meet - David Reyne, Larry Emdur, Hamish and Andy, Kerri-anne Kennerly and Jamie Malcolm. Today's Karl and Lisa, The Project's Carrie, Charlie and Dave. Australia's Singing Sexpots, Human Nature. Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Deborah Gibson, P!nk, Tarina Tarantino, the gorgeous George Clooney and Brad Pitt, Jackie Collins, Simon Cowell, Robbie Williams, David Tennant, the boys from Top Gear.
Fave TV - Love my Mikey's show, NCIS. Carmine's CSI New York, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist, any CBS show really. All music programs. Magnum PI, MacGyver, The Bill, Doctor Who, but only with David Tennant. He's pissin hilarious! The boys from Top Gear UK.
Fave Music - Kelly Clarkson, Deborah Gibson and P!nk for the way they can belt the absolute guts out of a song. Katy Perry, Robbie Williams and Carmine's Ceesau. Most 80's music, and whatever I'm listening to. Love, love, love Human Nature and I highly recommend you take a listen to their music.
Fave Radio - Hamish and Andy on Friday afternoons.
Fave Books - I tend to sneak a few Nancy Drews or Hardy Boys here and there, 'Parker Stevenson was my fave from the 70's tv series' and magazines, so I can keep up to date with all the latest beauty bits and bobs, I have to look my finest at all hours of the day and night when I'm snooping around for dirty little secrets to gossip about.
Fave Food - Chocolate, Pizza, Chocolate, KFC, Chocolate, Hungry Jacks, Chocolate, Icecream, Chocolate, Hot chips with thick gravy poured all over. Did I say Chocolate?!?!
But you can read more on the LOVE STUFF! page.
I'd love to meet - David Reyne, Larry Emdur, Hamish and Andy, Kerri-anne Kennerly and Jamie Malcolm. Today's Karl and Lisa, The Project's Carrie, Charlie and Dave. Australia's Singing Sexpots, Human Nature. Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Deborah Gibson, P!nk, Tarina Tarantino, the gorgeous George Clooney and Brad Pitt, Jackie Collins, Simon Cowell, Robbie Williams, David Tennant, the boys from Top Gear.
Fave TV - Love my Mikey's show, NCIS. Carmine's CSI New York, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist, any CBS show really. All music programs. Magnum PI, MacGyver, The Bill, Doctor Who, but only with David Tennant. He's pissin hilarious! The boys from Top Gear UK.
Fave Music - Kelly Clarkson, Deborah Gibson and P!nk for the way they can belt the absolute guts out of a song. Katy Perry, Robbie Williams and Carmine's Ceesau. Most 80's music, and whatever I'm listening to. Love, love, love Human Nature and I highly recommend you take a listen to their music.
Fave Radio - Hamish and Andy on Friday afternoons.
Fave Books - I tend to sneak a few Nancy Drews or Hardy Boys here and there, 'Parker Stevenson was my fave from the 70's tv series' and magazines, so I can keep up to date with all the latest beauty bits and bobs, I have to look my finest at all hours of the day and night when I'm snooping around for dirty little secrets to gossip about.
Fave Food - Chocolate, Pizza, Chocolate, KFC, Chocolate, Hungry Jacks, Chocolate, Icecream, Chocolate, Hot chips with thick gravy poured all over. Did I say Chocolate?!?!
But you can read more on the LOVE STUFF! page.
I am Lady Jewels Diva® baby!
So come one, come all, and join the rollercoaster ride!!!!
