LIFE AND DEATH!

LIFE AND DEATH ADVENTURES IN LONDON


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This book is dedicated to ME DAHLINGS!!! Who else am I gonna thank for writing it out in long hand? Spending countless hours editing and editing and editing…..


To Sgt Callum Stone, Bob and Linda Sampson, Megan Mortimer and the doctor who saved my life, twice, thanks for being there to help me through.

Yes people, I know they’re fictional characters but you just never know…they may actually be real….

David Tennant, the BEST Dr Who. And yes, I KNOW you’re NOT gay!!!! The boys from The Bill, (even though it’s technically gone, it’s still in repeats). Top Gear, especially Richard Hammond. Simon Cowell for his acidic tongue. I do love you! Graham Norton, I want to be on your show!

Kelly Clarkson, P!nk, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Robbie Williams, Take That, Adam Lambert, Elvis Presley, Short Stack, Thirsty Merc, Bruno Mars, 80s, 90s, old time rock n roll and anyone and anything else I'm listening to at the mo for inspiring music to blast out of my cd player.

And then last and definitely least, there's those who inspired the bastard in the book, you know who you are because I mentioned you…..




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Jewels Diva® has finally done it! She's finally had her book picked up by a UK publisher and is on her way to a ten day stay in London, England.

Arriving in London and completely overwhelmed by the sights and sounds, Jewels soon finds herself in the middle of a sticky situation. After meeting the Son of God, the gorgeous Sgt. Callum Stone, she becomes involved with a woman trying to commit suicide and homicide. A woman so determined to kill herself and her child she hits Jewels with her car and takes her into the murky depths of the river Thames.


Jewels valiantly struggles to cope with her head wound after being smashed into the river wall and saves the woman and child… at her own expense. She drowns, but is pulled out by Sgt. Stone and resuscitated, but only after dying and having an invisible woman show her their future together, and giving her the numbers for a lottery ticket.


Her injuries are so horrific her pain filled, pill popping days start. From seeing her face for the first time and having conversations with Jack the Hammer who is going in her head 24/7, to having Callum see her wounds and the overwhelming heartache it brings her. She’s arrested at a party for assaulting two police officers, one of them Callum, and overdoses on her 450 pill stash and a bottle of vodka.


After nearly losing Jewels again, Callum declares his love for her and whisks her away for a two week holiday where she starts to heal and deal with her issues, and where they consummate their relationship. But new dreams plague her. Dreams of a big white spikey thing that means something bad is going to happen. Something really bad!


Consenting to do a New Year’s Eve concert in the same club she was arrested in, Jewels has three days to get the show together and it goes off without a hitch. Until she sees that big white spikey thing directly across the river from the club and finally remembers what it means. Trouble!


There’s also trouble in the form of Michaelangelo Telltorro. The up and coming actor singer who has been telling tales about the passionate affair he and Jewels are having all over Europe. So she accepts an invitation to attend the awards ceremony Michaelangelo will be presenting at, all to humiliate and annihilate him. And she does it in grand style, with a video of him going out across the TV airwaves, and her blog and YouTube channel, to millions of people.


Jewels can finally relax, her adventures are over, she’s happy with Callum, she’s a multimillionaire and she’s finally going home.




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PROLOGUE



How do you stop the pain?

How do you recover from death?

Someone tell me because I don’t know.

How do you stop the pain of death?

How do you survive death?

Good? Well? Badly?

Death is unsurvivable. Unrecoverable. The pain. The fear. The nightmares. Jack Hammer going off in your head twenty four seven. You become insane. Living on that island called Insanity. Is there a manual on how to survive death? Does it tell you how to be happy after it? How to ignore the pain and heartache? I wish someone would tell me coz I don’t know how to survive death. There’s no book. No brochure. No manual.

No. No fucking manual on how to deal with surviving death.

No. No fucking manual at all.





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